No, I don't want to make love to you. Please stop pming me---DarkwingDuck
Yes, that's what I found in my inbox. Mr. Darkwing, I've never even heard of you. And if this is a joke, it's stupid.
After reading all of DarkwingDuck's comics and promptly adding him to my favorites list, I have come to the conlusion that I would in fact, make love to him. Savagly.