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Zaster June 14, 2006 3:48 PM	Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"
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Redeye June 14, 2006 4:43 PM	Ha ha ha.................. FUCK YOU.
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HCRoyall June 14, 2006 6:11 PM	quote: Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!" You ever had a pirate-style blowjob? You pull out just as you're about to finish and come in her eye, then yell "Aaarrrr!"
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mandingo June 15, 2006 5:24 PM	quote: quote: Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!" You ever had a pirate-style blowjob? You pull out just as you're about to finish and come in her eye, then yell "Aaarrrr!" i pull out and yell a letter A through F depending on how she did
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mandingo June 15, 2006 5:24 PM	you're a D by the way
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HCRoyall June 15, 2006 5:37 PM	quote: you're a D by the way That's better than I got from my algebra teacher. I got an X.
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The_young_scot June 15, 2006 6:38 PM	I got VD
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Rabid_Weasle
June 15, 2006 10:54 PM

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Did you hear about the pirate who had a steering wheel attached to his dick? When people asked him what it was for, he'd say, "Yarr, it drives me nuts!"

You ever had a pirate-style blowjob? You pull out just as you're about to finish and come in her eye, then yell "Aaarrrr!"

It's called an Angry Pirate. You cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. Then she's got one eye and a peg-leg.

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HCRoyall June 16, 2006 4:16 AM	The Fire-breathing Dragon is better. If you karate chop her with both hands, where her neck meets her shoulders on either side, just as you come, she'll choke and it'll come out her nose.
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Cre8tive13 June 16, 2006 9:26 AM	Ya gotta try the "Rusty Trombone" Get a girl to put her lips on your corn-hole and at the same time, reach around and whack ya off. Ahhh....It's music to my ears...expect her to have use the 'spit' valve.
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attitudechicka June 16, 2006 10:09 AM	Could you guys please exchange these via PMs?
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Cre8tive13 June 16, 2006 12:04 PM	quote: Could you guys please exchange these via PMs? Are you offended that we use this "General Discussion" forum to talk about this stuff? Isn't that what this forum is for? I'd rather read these all at once, rather than having to receive and send a PM to each and everybody who has contributed. Wouldn't it be easier for you to just NOT read it...or am I wrong?
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HCRoyall June 16, 2006 2:58 PM	quote: Could you guys please exchange these via PMs? We could. But that takes too much effort.
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Zaster June 16, 2006 3:39 PM	Don't blame me Chicka... when I started this thread, I was only looking for more jokes about pirates with steering wheels attached to thier johnsons.
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xxausrottenxx June 16, 2006 4:11 PM	wait, so youre NOT supposed to fart in her mouth?
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BigFrank105 June 16, 2006 5:21 PM	Aus... JIZZ goes in the mouth. FARTS go in the ear. Not the other way around.
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Humpenstein June 16, 2006 6:29 PM	Unless you feel like pulling of a "Smelly Cuetip"
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