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Here it is. My first attempt at making a good comic. Bash your heart out!

Don't give up the day job.

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Don't give up the day job.

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Fuck, you people are harsh.

Not the best strip I have seen, but it was amusing.

Sorry, I thought this was the "Read My Damn Comics" forum, not the "Flame Me Whether I Deserve It Or Not" forum.

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Fuck, you people are harsh.

Not the best strip I have seen, but it was amusing.

Sorry, I thought this was the "Read My Damn Comics" forum, not the "Flame Me Whether I Deserve It Or Not" forum.

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Now who needs a muzzle.

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Now who needs a muzzle.

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I don't know... maybe the people who mercilessly bashed a comic that was better than most of the first strips posted in this forum? If you read really closely, you will see that I was defending a newbie against two really unwarranted attacks, as opposed to mindlessly savaging any newbie that comes within biting distance. There is a subtle difference...

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A damn fine use of the exploding dog guy in the 3rd panel, but I wasn't very excited by the first two. Keep trying, though... you're onto *something.* Just figure out what.

Well, perhaps some constructive criticism would've been better. I guess I just find it easier to mock something outright.

I'll be the first to admit that many of my strips are worse than that one, but I wouldn't advertise them as "good".

He never said his strip was good.

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Now who needs a muzzle.

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I don't know... maybe the people who mercilessly bashed a comic that was better than most of the first strips posted in this forum? If you read really closely, you will see that I was defending a newbie against two really unwarranted attacks, as opposed to mindlessly savaging any newbie that comes within biting distance. There is a subtle difference...

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Hey, I didn't have a problem with that comic. I loved the third panel.

The people who did taunt the newbie make strips quite worse than that I'm sure.

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He never said his strip was good.

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Now who needs a muzzle.

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I don't know... maybe the people who mercilessly bashed a comic that was better than most of the first strips posted in this forum? If you read really closely, you will see that I was defending a newbie against two really unwarranted attacks, as opposed to mindlessly savaging any newbie that comes within biting distance. There is a subtle difference...

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Hey, I didn't have a problem with that comic. I loved the third panel.

The people who did taunt the newbie make strips quite worse than that I'm sure.

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I judge the quality of my strips on the basis that Crabby has more in the Crappy comics thread than i do.

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For the sake of peace once more reigning supreme , i shall retract my earlier statement , acknowledging it was a comic which the author perhaps found amusing , but which did not cause me to raise a laugh , although i am certain many will find it amusing.

Note : At what point do we have to start being nice about comics we dont like simply because we dont know the author?

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Note : At what point do we have to start being nice about comics we dont like simply because we dont know the author?

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Note : At what point do we have to start being nice about comics we dont like simply because we dont know the author?

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You could just ignore them rather than just taunting them for no real reason. He wasn't looking for trouble like say a deisel, he was just posting a comic he made.

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Okay then - no muzzle and no neutering (or housebricks) for now.

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I judge the quality of my strips on the basis that Crabby has more in the Crappy comics thread than i do.

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Okay then - no muzzle and no neutering (or housebricks) for now.

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The Crabbycentric model is one among many permutations of Quasi-Objective Valuation Theory, which was a concept introduced by Einstein to help explain how special relativity applied to the Three Stooges. Just as JrnymnNate appeals to the Bible's Book of Carrottop and St. John's sermon on limericks, we all seek a common 'objective' source from which our subjective mirth may be justified. For some, this objective meter is merely the approval of a perceived social group with whom they identify. For others, objective acceptance is less important, although their own construction of wit is informed by their interaction with society at large and thus is shaped by that stimulus. For Gabe, it is the approval of Murphy, his dog, that he seeks. Murphy likes everything, so that explains Gabe's large comic and post counts. I can't believe you read this far into this paragraph. Sucker. Personally, I would have bailed out at that pretentious "construction of wit" part. I don't really have a point to make here. And there's no punchline at the end. I just had some time to kill and nothing better to do. That's it. Show over. G'night.

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I judge the quality of my strips on the basis that Crabby has more in the Crappy comics thread than i do.

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The Crabbycentric model is one among many permutations of Quasi-Objective Valuation Theory, which was a concept introduced by Einstein to help explain how special relativity applied to the Three Stooges. Just as JrnymnNate appeals to the Bible's Book of Carrottop and St. John's sermon on limericks, we all seek a common 'objective' source from which our subjective mirth may be justified. For some, this objective meter is merely the approval of a perceived social group with whom they identify. For others, objective acceptance is less important, although their own construction of wit is informed by their interaction with society at large and thus is shaped by that stimulus. For Gabe, it is the approval of Murphy, his dog, that he seeks. Murphy likes everything, so that explains Gabe's large comic and post counts. I can't believe you read this far into this paragraph. Sucker. Personally, I would have bailed out at that pretentious "construction of wit" part. I don't really have a point to make here. And there's no punchline at the end. I just had some time to kill and nothing better to do. That's it. Show over. G'night.

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It helps if you envision the fire as ceremonial incence pots... they smell of anal-eaze.

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You are my god. Where do i go to worship at your temple.

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You are my god. Where do i go to worship at your temple.

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Probably his temple.

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Scid - I prefer this one.

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Indeed. That one's quite humorsome.

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I judge the quality of my strips on the basis that Crabby has more in the Crappy comics thread than i do.

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Thanks. It's nice to see people reading my damn comics, and not think of them a waste of their time.

I'm Belgian (the land of René Magritte), and in my country, we're great fans of absurd humor. That's what shaped my sense of humor into what it is right now. I actually liked the second panel of my strip best.

I don't actually mind negative criticism. I've had enough positive criticism in the past to be able to put those in the proper perspective. I've even had one of my freeware adventure games reviewed. I'll try and plug the zip and review into a later post :)

Once more - thanks you for your kind words,
Byebye.

plastic bertrand! the only belgian i know

What about Tintin?

Hmmmm, Belgian...

Belgian, belgian, belgian...

OK, how about this: What has Belgium done for the world besides be Hitler's doormat and provide us with thick waffles, you unwashed, frog-wannebee eurotard?!

I dunno, it's still kinda lacking something. I'll have to work on this some more...

Captain Haddock lived with Tintin because he couldn't get a burd.

The greatest thing Belgium ever did was NOT invent MacDonalds.

I doubt you can say the same about your country :)

Touché.

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The greatest thing Belgium ever did was NOT invent MacDonalds.

I doubt you can say the same about your country :)

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And me

What a remarkable coincidence.

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And me

What a remarkable coincidence.

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i also can say that i am in no part to do with the creation of macdonalds