On the 18th of next month. I won't be here, so shower me with affection and molestation now, while you still can.

Molestation, you say?

Birthday, you say?

Shower, you say?

Enjoying a night with your lover, you say?

What's affection?

What sort of confection, you say?

An erection, you say?

Post mortem deception, you say?

Autoerotic asphyxiation, you say?

The corruption of a youth pastor, you say?

Sweaty bawbag fwapping out the Happy Birthday tune against your chin, you say?

Launching puppies from a homemade catapult, you say?

Forgetting to refridgerate your favorite ice cream, you say?

you should have taken the "im graduating from high school" route, i remember i made at least two grand at my graduation party, it was sweet.

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you should have taken the "im graduating from high school" route, i remember i made at least two grand at my graduation party, it was sweet.

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Dissposable income, you say?

Blow your cash on smack and whores, you say?

Extorting old woman to afford porsche's, you say?

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Extorting old woman to afford porsche's, you say?

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