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Katiente
October 19, 2001 7:19 PM

Check it out, yo!
Make me feel good and give me feedback :) Peace out you.

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andydougan
October 19, 2001 8:58 PM

Mostly decent, to misquote Douglas Adams. "Masturbation=blindness" is especially good.

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Drexle
October 19, 2001 9:08 PM

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I wanted to laugh at this, since the premise is actually funny, but the presentation threw me off. Why didn't you have the woman protrayed by Zoe? Not only does she look like she's thinking hard about something, but she *is* blonde, thereby adding another level to the joke. You would also have benifitted from using a background with a built in floor so that Bongo wouldn't look like he's just floating in midair. I would also have put the smoking ashes at a place resting just below the screen instead of floating in midair.

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I love dead baby jokes more than most others... and that's why this strip dissapointed me. The punchline was super-weak, I'm sad to say. I mean, a dead baby joke should read like this: "What do you get when you slit a baby's throat? An erection!"

Most of the others weren't really my taste, except for Masturbation=blindness... though there were choice lines here and there in the dialogue of a few others.

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lemur68
October 19, 2001 9:22 PM

quote:

"What do you get when you slit a baby's throat? An erection!"



Q: What's better than sex with an 8-year-old?
A: NOTHIN'!!

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Drexle
October 19, 2001 9:26 PM

Or

"Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first? To see the look on its face!"

"Why do you put a baby in a blender head first? To keep the damn thing from crying."

"What's 12 inches long, pink, and makes a woman scream? Sudden infant death." (Can't take credit for this one, sadly)

"What do you call it when a woman kills her baby? Post-birth abortion."

"(Insert name of the butt of your joke): Posterchild for compulsory abortion."

"Babies: It's what's for dinner." (Read "A Modest Proposal" ;) )

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habnem
October 19, 2001 9:31 PM

what's red and crawls up your leg?

a homesick abortion.

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Drexle
October 19, 2001 9:32 PM

quote:
quote:

"What do you get when you slit a baby's throat? An erection!"



Q: What's better than sex with an 8-year-old?
A: NOTHIN'!!

And how do you make that said 8 year old girl cry twice? Wipe your bloody dick on her teady bear.

Eh, I know a few tasteless pedophile jokes, but dead children jokes are more my speed. I feel far less dirty when I tell them.

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gabe_billings
October 20, 2001 3:17 AM

I know it's vile, but I must share...

Q: What's the hardest part about having sex with a four year old?
A: Getting the blood off the clown suit.

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zombie_kisses
October 20, 2001 3:30 AM

OK I LOVED the dead baby joke one! I loved the very last frame..."hey lets pretend" thats so my style ..I loved it!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH yeeeeeeeeesh toast. frogs.

oh shit my muffins..

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Katiente
October 20, 2001 3:38 AM

I would have made her Zoe but I really didnt know any of the characters...as you can tell Im new to this :) but thanks for the feedback and ill keep it in mind.

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skagg
October 21, 2001 12:11 PM

whats better than sex with two 16 year olds?

sex with sixteen 2 year olds

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