frogs are weird. It hasn't rained here in forever, it rains last night and i can hear all these damn frogs croaking in a pond by my work. anywho, lets go get drunk.

When I was a kid, it seemed there were always frogs in the yard. Now there aren't any. I used to run across a turtle or a lizard now and then, too, but there aren't any more turtles or lizards. Now they've all been replaced by big, black cockroaches that live in the yard and get into the house. We never had roaches when I was a kid. I think someone may have put a curse on my yard.

That's cause frogs are going extinct. Like tasteful casual wear.

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Now they've all been replaced by big, black cock

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Now they've all been replaced by big, black cock

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should have set up a neighborhood watch

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There's a pond by my house and during the frog's mating season all my friends used to go poke the frogs with sticks. You know, the male frog would be attatched to the female like some froggy porn. Fun times.

Back home, we have dare-devil frogs who for "froggy" reasons of their own, decide to play "chicken" with us drivers on wet, rainy nights..it's a brave frog who thinks he/she can jump across the road much quicker than I can drive!

I saw a rabbit like that once. In my headlights. A split second before it was disintegrated.

That was probably my "Prince", shattered and splattered. Bugger.

Cool!

then the other day at work i went out back to drain the water from our air compressor. when i kicked open the back door I interrupted some type fornication between a squirrel and a rabbit. each animal was horrified in being exposed and immediately ran in opposite directions.

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then the other day at work i went out back to drain the water from our air compressor. when i kicked open the back door I interrupted some type fornication between a squirrel and a rabbit. each animal was horrified in being exposed and immediately ran in opposite directions.

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This is not some representation of abstract ideas or principles by characters, figures, or events in narrative, dramatic, or pictorial form. This actually happened.

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That was probably my "Prince", shattered and splattered. Bugger.

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That was probably my "Prince", shattered and splattered. Bugger.

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You buggered Prince? How was he?

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Women bugger men with strap-on dildos. I can show you the websites, but you'll have to pay for the memberships yourself.

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Women bugger men with strap-on dildos. I can show you the websites, but you'll have to pay for the memberships yourself.

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You don't think it's quaint? I think it is.

"Quaint" to me is having afternoon tea with my Grandmother using quaint lace doilies and quaint china tea-cups with the quaint pinky pointed high.

Women buggering men is about as appealing to me as washing my hair in grease.

Black people wash their hair in grease...racist.

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"Quaint" to me is having afternoon tea with my Grandmother using quaint lace doilies and quaint china tea-cups with the quaint pinky pointed high.

Women buggering men is about as appealing to me as washing my hair in grease.

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Black people wash their hair in grease...racist.

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That's why saying it's quaint is so deliciously ironic. Because it's really not. OMG irony!

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Women bugger men with strap-on dildos. I can show you the websites, but you'll have to pay for the memberships yourself.

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How quaint..NOT! With regards to your "kind offer", thanks but no thanks.

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Black people wash their hair in grease...racist.

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Since when, on both accounts?

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Women bugger men with strap-on dildos. I can show you the websites, but you'll have to pay for the memberships yourself.

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How quaint..NOT! With regards to your "kind offer", thanks but no thanks.

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why sit in the stands when your out on the field. gotcha

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Black people wash their hair in grease...racist.

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Pomade: "Pomade is a greasy or waxy substance used to style the hair.

Pomade makes the hair look slick and shiny. Unlike hair spray and hair gel, pomade does not dry and often takes several washings to get it out of the hair.

Most pomades contain petroleum jelly (and in fact petroleum jelly may be used alone as a pomade) and mineral oil, and many also contain some sort of wax."

What the article fails to mention is that during the Renaissance, pomades were made from bacon fat. Which smelled lovely, I'm sure. Renaissance my ass!

But pomade is much different than normal hair conditioner. And it would be ideal to use in desert situations, especially if your hair is already dry. I assume it would work just as well on dry skin, but as I hate the feeling of even my natural skin oil on my skin, I don't know.

AH LAHK TA RUB CHICKEN FAT IN MAH PUBES!!