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User #63379
July 1, 2006 4:05 PM

I Hate Golf. I fall asleep while watching it and i fall asleep while playing it. In exception to crazy golf which is a whole different story. What are your Crazy Views on Golf.
Reply or forever be an asshole!

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ivytheplant
July 1, 2006 4:23 PM

I'm an asshole because while I'm replying in the thread, I'm not replying to the thing about golf.

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biped
July 1, 2006 4:24 PM

I love to watch James Bond and Auric Goldfinger play golf. As for televised golf, I would enjoy it if each game were edited down into about a minute of highlights. If "Crazy Golf" is the same as miniature golf, then I love it. I also like to play this fun online Mini-Putt game. As for actually playing real golf, I would never even consider it.

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LuckyGuess
July 1, 2006 4:52 PM

I would watch golf more if they randomly switched some normal balls for pressure sensitive explosive ones.

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User #63379
July 1, 2006 4:58 PM

Or change the golf balls to sticky balls and get them all frustrated and cause a riot and we can call it A Hole in your Neck...

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ivytheplant
July 1, 2006 6:16 PM

How do sticky balls cause holes in one's neck? I would think it's the sticky cock that would cause it.

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User #57041
July 1, 2006 8:22 PM

quote:
What are your Crazy Views on Golf.

For male golfers...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Now, that's very good. Flush the urinal, go outside, and tee off.

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Zaster
July 1, 2006 8:40 PM

11) Grip the shaft firmly with every stroke. And wash your balls. They're filthy.

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The_young_scot
July 2, 2006 11:39 AM

quote:
quote:
What are your Crazy Views on Golf.

For male golfers...

1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
2. Form a loose grip.
3. Keep your head down.
4. Avoid a quick back swing.
5. Stay out of the water.
6. Try not to hit anyone.
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
8. Don't stand directly in front of others.
9. Quiet please ... while others are preparing to go.
10. Don't take extra strokes.



I believe that is also the etiquette in gay saunas

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AngryAmerican
July 2, 2006 12:05 PM

next to haggis, golf is the worst thing the scottish ever came up with.

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The_young_scot
July 2, 2006 12:13 PM

quote:
next to haggis, golf is the worst thing the scottish ever came up with.

I disagree

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ivytheplant
July 2, 2006 3:04 PM

I like haggis.

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