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Jarhead
July 2, 2006 2:41 PM

Clerks ll,bitches!!

Kevin Smith's sequal to the greatest fucking movie ever has arrived and coming in around two weeks.

I have seen Clerks,Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma,and Jay and Silent Bob:strikes back.
Anyone else seeing Clerks 2?
Everyone should go see the movie the day its out.
Discuss.

-Jarhead-
(P.S theres been talks of a Dogma 2 as well..)

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crabby
July 2, 2006 7:52 PM

I would have been more excited if this movie were made when Kevin Smith was still capable of making a decent movie. I'm sure you will enjoy it though Jarhead.

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Jarhead
July 2, 2006 8:12 PM

I prolly won't since they put the setting at Moobys and he lied to us fans. He promised no cameos or big celebs or gay stuff like that...and he put in billons of them.Plus I really hate Wanda Sykes so that'll damper my movie experience, I'll watch it more than once so Kevin Smith can get a bigger check.
I have a feeling its gonna be sub-par.
I would've thought otherwise if it was at the quick-stop.

Clerks was god, Chasing Amy,too. I did love Mallrats.
I just have a feeling Clerks ll will be a miss sadly.

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kramer_vs_kramer
July 3, 2006 2:38 AM

Do you suffer from multiple personality disorder or something?

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AngryAmerican
July 3, 2006 4:33 AM

alas, i fear hollywood has destroyed kevin smith.

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crabby
July 3, 2006 6:32 AM

quote:
I prolly won't since they put the setting at Moobys and he lied to us fans. He promised no cameos or big celebs or gay stuff like that...and he put in billons of them.Plus I really hate Wanda Sykes so that'll damper my movie experience, I'll watch it more than once so Kevin Smith can get a bigger check.
I have a feeling its gonna be sub-par.
I would've thought otherwise if it was at the quick-stop.

Clerks was god, Chasing Amy,too. I did love Mallrats.
I just have a feeling Clerks ll will be a miss sadly.


Well now that I know you won't go ape shit. Yeah, that movie will be one of the biggest duds in recent memory and Kevin Smith sucks balls now too. I can't think of a bigger sell out. I could care less about how much money he makes since he's a loser and I won't be seeing it once.

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Jarhead
July 3, 2006 8:20 AM

He did sell-out but I don't care if he did, I'm hoping this'll be another Mallrats or Dogma....not a Jersey Girl.
He seemed to dull down after all these years but hopefully soon he'll get his act together and make some decent films so I don't have to be embarrased to be a Kevin Smith fan.

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HCRoyall
July 3, 2006 8:56 AM

If it has Randall in it, it'll be good.

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boorite
July 3, 2006 1:44 PM

Kevin Smith's worst movie is better than my best one.

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kramer_vs_kramer
July 3, 2006 2:11 PM

quote:
Kevin Smith's worst movie is better than my best one.

I dunno, I found "Watch Boorite Sodomize a Goat" waaay more entertaining than Jersey Girl. Especially the bit with the buttplug and the rotary drill.

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ivytheplant
July 3, 2006 2:35 PM

Don't forget that scene with the cheese log and midget detective. Man, that'll keep you up at night!

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Zaster
July 3, 2006 2:39 PM

Kevin Smith raped my childhood.

No, wait... that was George Lucas.

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boorite
July 3, 2006 2:57 PM

quote:
quote:
Kevin Smith's worst movie is better than my best one.

I dunno, I found "Watch Boorite Sodomize a Goat" waaay more entertaining than Jersey Girl. Especially the bit with the buttplug and the rotary drill.

Technically that movie was directed by Kevin Smith.

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mandingo
July 4, 2006 10:30 AM

quote:
quote:
Kevin Smith's worst movie is better than my best one.

I dunno, I found "Watch Boorite Sodomize a Goat" waaay more entertaining than Jersey Girl. Especially the bit with the buttplug and the rotary drill.
way to formulaic for my tastes. when's hollywood goin to take a chance and do anal beads and lathes?

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