Well, thanks to everyone who participated in this train wreck--I mean, wonderful contest.
ArtemisStrong would have won for "Ed Harris' Magical Roundup", but unfortunately, his entry violated the "no photoshop" rule. But he gets a very honorable mention anyway for his exceptional usage of Ed Harris.
Other honorable mentions go to RCLG and fpd for their diligent efforts.
Two of the comics actually made me laugh audibly, so in all fairness one of them should be the winner. It was close, but here's how it ended up:
SECOND PLACE: "I was skipping through the woods in search of honey sweet, but when i found it the bees stung my potatoes and meat" made me laugh, so second place goes to AngryAmerican for "(more) Dr Seuss's "Oh, My achin Balls."
FIRST PLACE: I enjoyed this comic the most for some reason, so first place goes to boloboffin for "Scooters And Mr. Death."
And so, another great CC goes down in history.
