Life sucks. What do you think sucks about life? Personaly its Mac computers to me. There so damn pointless. But the new apples look so good....Shiny and Cool. Anyway wat u think?

I remember when there weren't any PCs. Life pretty much sucked then, too.

Ah rememmer me a tahm when we could only count ta 3. It was one, two, three, a whole fuckin' bunch. Checkers only had one dimension an' watches only had 3 hours and weighed a whole fuckin' bunch.

Don' ferget when we ain't got no water. We had ta comine the hy-dro-gen and ox-y-gen ourselves.

All you younguns have it good I tells ya!

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I remember when there weren't any PCs. Life pretty much sucked then, too.

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Sheeeyit, you yung keeds got it so good! Wah, back in mah day wees culd only put a cell-u-ler phone in WUN of our cars!

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Tell us more about the Pleistocene epoch, grandpa!

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Yikes. Time for Michelin Tire Boy to lay off them freedom fries.

Zaster just doesn't seem the same since he stopped using Lexa Doig as his avatar.

The tramp left me for some jerk on shroomery.org.

Sniff!

I don't understand it -- he doesn't even photoshop!

^^ Wokka Wokka, indeed.

Hey, I'm sure young starlets gobble thier share of brightly colored pills, too!

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Life sucks. What do you think sucks about life?

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Life sucks?

Today I woke up today with a stiff leg and a massive sty in my eye which has caused it to swell up, half close, and go bright red. I was half tempted to call in sick and go ring a bell somewhere.

Yesterday at work everything went to hell, and I got bombarded with work I'm not supposed to get. I went from taking 20 second directory calls with 2 minutes between each one to taking abusive 8 minute long billing calls non stop. I'm not supposed to get those at all, but I still had to do them because I used to work in that department. This also throws out my stats for the whole month because of the call patterns. Currently there is a competition running based on this, and I was just out in front of everyone else in my team. Chances are I've just lost a $600 phone.

That was caused by a new application that takes up 1/3 of my screen and flashes in front of me at the start of every call. It's a very bright angry red. I feel like my eyes are being raped every time it comes up.

They also assigned me a trainee to look after for 2 hours, a stupid 18 year old bimbo with sunken eyes and an oversized head. Because of that I couldn't come back to stripcreator.

Then I got home to find out that the curtains that were meant to be put in yesterday weren't, so my house is freezing cold and I have no privacy.

I still have the residual effects of a gum infection from last week after I had a tooth yanked out.

I forgot to put my rubbish out last night, so I have a stinking bag of rubbish on my balcony that's going to be there for a week.

People often ask me how I make so many comics. Truth is I make a comic every time life sucks. Every time I get the urge to scream at a customer or strangle a co-worker. Every time I get the urge to bring a gun to work or strap a case of dynamite to my chest. Every time I feel like driving my car off a cliff. Every time I lose something, get ripped off, get sick, get caught out in a thunder-storm, gain a kilo, notice my hairline receding, burn my dinner, spill my drink, or take abuse from an idiot.

Because that shit's just funny.

take a page from Fight Club....

[Talking slowly] "And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you."

office shootings never go out of style....