"Williams! There's not nearly enough evil in this End User License Agreement."

Mr C wasn't too happy when Bill Gates transfered him to Italy.

things were going just fine at the office until the Auditor showed up.

"Take my wife. Please."

"Why is it always my job to refill the ink?"

If the downsizing wasn't bad enough, the tentacle rape put it over the edge.

Y HALO THAR!

Bob always did suspect the fax machine was possessed...

"Hello, IT department? Yeah, I'm having some problems with the photocopier...."

say boss, why the long face?

Johnson didn't mind the ominous music, dimmed lighting and evil overtones that accompanied his boss coming in, but he thought the candles were a bit much.