I WENT TO DINNER WITH THIS GIRL NAMED NICOLE. I PAID FOR DINNER BUT THEN I BORROWED FOURTY DOLLARS TO SCORE A STASH. I HAD HER DRIVE ME AROUND TO MY FRIENDS HOUSE THEN A COUPLE BARS. WE MADE OUT FOR A BIT IN HER CAR, THEN I LEFT AND MET SOME OTHER FRIENDS AT ANOTHER BAR. I TEXTED HER THIS MORNING ASKING HER TO MAIL ME ANY MEDICATION SHE HAD AND A BRA.

You should have asked her to send you her used panties
if you wanted some crack residue...

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Wait... you paid 40 dollars for a mustache... what?

I loved the story and the comic was even better. I hope to read more of your adventures.

B+

I say more of a Check Plus.

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AZ YET LYRICS

"Last Night"

Last night you were so into it
You told me secrets that
You've never told a soul
You were so nervous and
yet oh so comfortable
As we explored your image of love
I drank your wine
As you taste mine
I kissed your lips
You felt my body slip
Into your soul
I almost cried 'cause it was so beautiful

[Chorus:]
Last night
I was inside of you
Last night
While making love to you
I saw the sun , the moon
The mountains and the rivers
I saw heaven when I made sweet love to you

Last night, there was no planning it
It was so special and
So very innocent
We talked of memories
Our favorite fantasies
As we explored our visions of love
Deep in the night
Right by the fireside
You felt my candlelight
In your soul
You felt incredible
I started to explode
I almost cried 'cause it was so beautiful

[Chorus]

Sunlight, red roses
The scent of you, it calms the heart
The sight of you, I fall apart
Moonlight, the things we notice
When we're in love, that's when it comes
And I'm so in love, I'm so in love

[Thanks to mellen_ellen@hotmail.com, sweet_brenie@yahoo.com for correcting these lyrics]

YEAH THAT TOO, SAVE THE LOVE PART.

I'd say "Last Night" was your last, at least with Nicole. :D

HA!

You didn't even bang her?

Hmmn... I give your night a C+. Could have been a lot better...

Shit, if'that's the case then most of my nights end up as C+'s :(

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