These are chicks:

And these are dicks:

Make the two one. You don't have to use the same chicks I provided, and you don't have to use my dicks either.

u so crezzeh

This is the shittiest contest ever. When we look back after the great shit war in the year 2015, we'll look back and say, "Wow and least this great shit war wasn't as shitty as that fucking contest that guy made about the cicks with dicks. I mean, he made a slightly clever pun about baby chickens and guys named Richard, but that hreally was not a proper contest at all. At least this giant war which involves copious amounts of shit is not even close to being as shitty as that piece opf shit was."

That's what we'll say. Cunt.

After my shitty time travel contest, I discovered that you, Rabid_Weasle, won't be surviving the great shit war of 2015. You're going to be a casualty of the Dingleberry Brigade charge.

So "we" aren't going to be looking back and remembering anything.

Entries depicting the heroic yet ignoble death of Rabid_Weasle in the Charge of the Dingleberry Brigade will be accepted in this contest.

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I did not make this, but if I had, I would pwn.

And the winner is......

your whore of a mother lol

If only you'd photoshopped my whore of a mother, boorite, you might have won the contest. But your only entry is admittedly not yours, so the contest goes by default to...

Injokester!!!!

It's fortunate that Injokester gave a really great entry and therefore would have probably won anyway.

And now, on to less shitty contests...