And they were live at the first day of training camp for the Chicago Bears and were announcing that the opening day broadcast was brought to you by a special buyer. Then they gave out a website called 'Bearsboard.com' where you can satisfay all your needs. I figure it's some sort of site about the Bears. It turns out that it's some sort of weird hooker online forum. For buying hookers online in a forum. And it seemed really shady. How hard up for money is the Score that they have these kind of sponsors? Or is this some sort of awesome service that they're recommending one time only so that more people find out about it and it's actually a good hooker forum site.

Now the real question is; why do I still prefer listening to this garbage over WMVP AM1000? Well, I just prefer the morons on 670, the 1000 guys are either just syndicated shows like Dan Patrick that doesn't care about Chicago. Or a lame afternoon show where they all read from scripts and do lame acts. I prefer the grunting morons, who may be dumb, but they might say something so dumb, that I can reuse it in casual conversation as a joke.

Does anyone actually prefer the ESPN brand of radio over the local sports radio? Does everyone else get two choices or are you stuck listening to the likes of Jim Rome as your only source for sports talk?

SPORTS TALK RADIO, ALL DAY, EVERYDAY.

That didn't really answer anything I asked. Did you even read it?

Yeah, we have a choice here in Baltimore between the local ESPN radio affiliate and the extremely low-production-value-ness of WNST, the local all-sports station. I can't actually bring myself to listen to either of them anymore, because the stupidity is just absolutely astounding, but I prefered the local flavor of WNST when I did listen. But their latest afternoon host is just awful. Awful awful awful. And the morning guys think they're the Opie & Anthony of sports.

OH YEAH, I LISTEN TO LOCAL 610 AM THE SPORTS ANIMAL. THERE ROTATION IS AS FOLLOWS: IMUS ON DELAY FROM 6AM-10AM. JIM ROME FOM 10AM-1PM. DAN PATRICK ON DELAY FROM 1PM-4PM. AND WRAPPED UP BY THE LOCAL SPORTS CLOWN IAN MARTIN FROM 4PM-7PM. I LIKE TO CATCH NPR ON MY WAY HOME 5:30PM-6PM.

I BELIEVE THERE IS ANOTHER STATION THAT PLAYS MIKE & MIKE OR SOME OTHER TURDS. BUT I JUST STICK TO WHAT I KNOW.

ALSO, MY FUCKING MIND WAS BLOWN THE OTHER DAY WHEN THEY HAD A FULL ONE MINUTE COMMERCIAL FOR VAGASIL. CUNTS.

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So Chicago is some sort of town, right?

The Bears arrived in my town today or something... I can't wait till they leave.

It's gonna be sad when the Bears brutally beat your team in week 1. You get to see an ass kicking to start your season and an ass kicking to end it. Then you can get ready to wait 15 years before your team gets good again and you can see how you like that side of the rivalry.

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It's gonna be sad when the Bears brutally beat your team in week 1. You get to see an ass kicking to start your season and an ass kicking to end it. Then you can get ready to wait 15 years before your team gets good again and you can see how you like that side of the rivalry.

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I think that really puts it all in perspective.

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It would help if the title of this thread was about the whores, which is really the main point I think.

Way to bury the lead, crabby. Why not just title the thread "what I did today" and start it with the alarm clock going off?

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C'mon crabby, don't front. You know the Bears offense won't score more than 17 points in any game this year.

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C'mon crabby, don't front. You know the Bears offense won't score more than 17 points in any game this year.

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C'mon crabby, don't front. You know the Bears offense won't score more than 17 points in any game this year.

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Try telling that to any fan in Chicago. They've been bragging about Rex Grossman's glorious return for the past 3 years even though the guy can barely give them 5 games a season.

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How many times has he played the Packers? Sounds something the Chicago Tribune would report, along with "Bears roll past Chiefs - Extend winning streak to two games".

Favre may be over the hill, but there's no denying he is (rather, was) an excellent quarterback. Shit, even when he was in his prime most Bears fans wouldn't even recognize. Most of them will just tell you they think Favre sucks, while at the same time their own team can't keep a quarterback on the roster for more than a season.

BigFrank is a moron.

Bring back Jim McMahon on his fucking Honda scooter, or were you even alive then? Have the bears sucked for your entire life?

Fuck it, bring back Jim McMahon, bring back Ed McMahon, bring back anybody. The bears are hopeless. I can't wait to watch them tank again this year while the Chicago faithful whip themselves into an ever-greater frenzy of ego-bloated self-delusion.

wat a faggot lewl.

Isn't there a rule that says when a team spends decades sucking, they can't be a team anymore?

Tell that to the Cardinals.

never should have brought them here :\

fucking bidwell

Actually, the Bears will probably be good this year.

They should be able to defeat the Tampa Bay Twinks, right?

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For me, sports radio is tolerable during the summer (I like the Orioles), intolerable during the fall (I like football, but not the Ravens), and completely intolerable during the winter (when all they talk about is Shaq's free throw percentage and other useless shit, whilst never mentioning hockey a single time).

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I'm only letting that slide because A) You have bragging rights and B) I really hate baseball, but I feel like it's my duty to defend St. Louis in this thread.

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Arizona has a football team?

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When the hell did that happen?

It was a dark and stormy night...

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Here in Knoxville, we have local shows until noon. The hosts are pretty good, but they end up getting the same 10 or so callers on a regular basis, and that gets old.

Then Jim Rome shows up, and I tune out unless he has a really good interview lined up.

Makes me long for the days of Tony Bruno.

We do get Titans games on one local FM station. I'm still disappointed they didn't pick Tennessee Tuxedo for the mascot.

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I'm gonna break the whole season down for you game by game by game. I'm predicting scores and giving you a storyline to go with it. So be prepared to see the season of a lifetime unfold right before your eyes.

Sun., September 10 @ Packers 3:15 pm
BEARS-47 PACKERS-19
Bears run up the score as Grossman looks like a HOF. The defense Scores twice on an INT and a fumble.

Sun., September 17 vs. Lions Noon
BEARS-17 LIONS-14
Bears don't look nearly as good. People begin to question how bad of a team Green Bay is and also starts wondering if the bears are any good. The win gives them sole possesion of first place in the NFC North.

Sun., September 24 @ Vikings Noon
BEARS-41 VIKINGS-28
The Bears defense looks weak against a strong Minnesota air attack. People begin to question the secondary. Team is off to a 3-0 start, but there are many people asking how good they really are.

Sun., October 1 vs. Seahawks 7:15 pm
BEARS-24 SeaHAWKS-47
Bears look awful in prime time. Pessimists see the team falling apart after the beating they've gotten in front of the entire nation. News papers filled all week with articles saying Bears were nothing, but pretenders all along. At 3-1 with all wins coming over divisional foes the Bears still remain in first place, but there are concerns.

Sun., October 8 vs. Bills Noon
BEARS-20 BILLS-0
Bears defense dominates a terrible Bills team. Papers still unimpressed saying Bears are only beating bad teams.

Mon., October 16 @ Cardinals 7:30 pm
BEARS-37 CARDINALS-3
Bears dominate Cardinals proving (at least to themselves) that they can win in prime time. Skeptics chalk the win up more to the fact that the Cardinals suck; than the Bears being good. The team is 5-1 still in sole possesion of first place in the division.

Sun., October 29 vs. 49ers Noon
BEARS-35 49ers-10
Bears once again beat a terrible team in the 49ers. The defense once again steps up big contributing 2 touchdowns to the cause. Offense still nothing to truly right home about, but is getting it done.

Sun., November 5 vs. Dolphins Noon
BEARS-28 DOLPHINS-3
The Dolphins come into this game in first place and are simply out played by the Bears all game long. The Bears defense soars looking the best it has all year. As the offense cruises the defense is allowed to play looser and not have to worry about coming up with the big plays. Big win over the Dolphins has people beginning to wonder if maybe the Bears are good after all. Be careful, the band wagon is gonna start getting crowded.
Sun., November 12 @ Giants Noon*
BEARS-17 GIANTS-10
This game is moved to prime time on NBC and the Bears rise to the occasion finally. They win an ugly game in New York in even uglier weather. The rain storm turns it into a battle of defenses and running backs and the Bears grind it out to a win.

Sun., November 19 @ Jets Noon*
BEARS-19 JETS-12
Bears win their 2nd straight game in the Meadowlands and improve their record to 9-1. They are a lock to win the NFC North and the band wagon is ready to spill over with people hungry for blood next week in NEew England.
Sun., November 26 @ Patriots Noon*
BEARS-9 PATRIOTS-6
An ugly game which features Rex Grossman suffering a season ending hamstring injury. Griese was unavailable for the game as he had suffered a freak injury to his cornea during the week and was not medically cleared. Kyle Orton enters the game for the Bears as they play clock control for the rest of the day with the Patriots. The Patriots just aren't the same team without Brady at QB and the Bears are able to outlast them in a game which the Bears should have been able to win by a blowout. Bears insist injury to Griese won't matter, but an eye injury can't be good.

Sun., December 3 vs. Vikings Noon*
BEARS-17 VIKINGS-14
Bears win in OT as offense does just enough to win with Orton at QB. The defense is once again solid under the conditions and allows only two touchdowns after spending much of the game on the field without rest.

Mon., December 11 @ Rams 7:30 pm ESPN
BEARS-14 RAMS-31
Bears don't show up in prime time yet again. This time they lose to a Rams team which is doing better than alot of people would have assumed. Griese is expected to return next week.

Sun., December 17 vs. Bucs Noon*
BEARS-34 Bucs-13
Griese looks very comfortable at starter as the Bears are cruising into the playoffs. People begin to wonder if they should begin resting starters so they don't lose anyone else valuable.
Sun., December 24 @ Lions Noon
BEARS-42 LIONS-0
Bears don't rest their starters and blow out a laughably bad Detroit team. Bears fans can celebrate the Christmas season a day early knowing that their Bears are heading into the last game of the season with a 13-2 record.

Sun., December 31 vs. Packers Noon
BEARS-28 PACKERS-17
Bears play their starters for the first three quarters and then begin to sub out starters to huge fan ovations. Packers complain after game saying they didn't appreciate the Bears doing that to them. ###### the Packers. The Bears finish the season 14-2 and are feeling good heading into the playoffs.

DIVISIONAL PLAYOFFS
Vs. Giants
BEARS-28 GIANTS-10
Bears finally end 13 year drought by beating the Giants at home for a playoff victory. It is sweet to see them finally win a playoffs after the last two dissapointments in the playoffs. They will head to Seattle next week to battle for the Halas trophy.
NFC TITLE GAME
@ Seahawks
BEARS- 17 SeaHAWKS-27
Bears just don't have enough as fantasy season comes to an end in Seattle. It's is a bittersweet loss that hurts and leaves alot of us drained.

Now, I know how much boorite loves the seahawks. So, I'm gonna say Seahawks over the Dolphins in the Super Bowl. I hope their 'fan' has fun with the season.

Bill Swerski: Okay. Okay, by my watch, we're about thirteen minutes from game time. As you are sure aware, Da Bears are getting ready for the big play-off against Da New York Giants. Now, let go around the room for some predictions. Pat?

Pat Arnold: Da Bears, 62 to 3.

Bill Swerski: Okay. Todd.

Todd O'Conner: Bears. 79-zip.

Bill Swerski: Oh, really? You don't think that Da Giants will score?

Todd O'Conner: No, I do not! Da Bears defense is like a wall. You can't go through it!

Bill Swerski: Alright. How about you, Carl?

Carl Wollarski: I say Bears, 52 to 14.

Pat Arnold: Oh, what? Come on!

Carl Wollarski: I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I gotta give Da Giants credit - I think they'll give Da Bears a game!

Bill Swerski: Alright, leave him alone, that's his prerogative! As for my prediction.. at game's end, uh.. there won't be two teams of contrasting moods heading off da field, my friends. One gloom, one gleeful. The gleeful, of which be.. Da Bears!

All: DAAAAAAAAAA BEARRRRRRRRRRSSSSS

They're your type of guys, crabby.

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If this was Sonic the Hedgehog erotic fiction then no one would be pointing out the flaws in the logic.

That wacky bit of late night fan fiction has really upset several Bears message boards.

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