Whats up everyone? I just found this site today and immediately registered and made my first strip. Ima do a thousand of these, its to fun. Here is my first, and good luck to everyone whose got a goal set. Mine is to make you laugh while you read my comics.

Mine is to make mandingo choke to death on grits and bacon at the Waffle House.

And to answer your inevitable question: NO IT CAN'T BE DENNY'S. IT HAS TO BE THE WAFFLE HOUSE.

Does Denny's even serve grits?

Does God hate black people?

Boorite doesn't even know the answer to that question cause he's such a goddamn true southerner he's never stepped foot in anything but the AwfulWaffle.