Mary Catherine Gallagher - the reality.

For her next trick she'll open a fire hydrant with her pussy.

Am I the only one to see a resemblance?

"Sex, drugs and Rock & Roll changed my life man."

While the roadies finished setting up, Rhonda prepared for her own role backstage by loosening up her jaw muscles.

i gave her a dollar, she looked at me strange. then she sucked me off good and gave me my change.

I traded my clothes for this beer!

Jerry Springer meets It's Pat!

What happens when placenta isn't disposed of properly.

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So thats what a female Uruk-hai looks like

He-Mannnnnnnnnn!!!

For middle earth!!

I SWEAR I WAS HOT WHEN I PUT THIS OUTFIT ON! NO, REALLY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Seriously, dudes... Does this outfit make me look [*burp*] fat?

This is genuine pigskin... and the outfit is vinyl.

boorite wins.

Man, that's 1 Octoberfest I want to go to!

Our county fairs were different. This is Debbie from the varsity softball team's blowjob booth -- last year they tried a kissing booth and it didn't work, so they upped the ante and now they're able to pay their way to Cabo!

Spankling after a serious night on the town...

France decided to take the Statue of Liberty back... but they sent us this in its place.