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AngryAmerican
September 23, 2006 2:21 AM

so we had Janine (lindemeuller) as a feature tonight at the club. yeah she's hot. yeah, i'd fuck her if given half a chance. yeah, she undoubtedly gives phenomenal head.
but at the same time, her act was hardly worth $3,000 for 20 minutes. there are probably 50 or more girls at the club i'd rather have sex with than her. she's had like 3 million cocks in her every hole and been painted with more jizz than than a prison toilet. and she took a guy up onstage and pulled his pants down so that his wee bitty wang was exposed and then whipped him with his own belt. great. that's a felony in ohio because he was onstage when she did it. so i had to basically pull a semi nude male offstage and try to drag him out of the door without touching his junk or ass. the poor bastard. it wasn't like he pulled his own pants down or anything...
i never understand the appeal of porn stars, people treated her like some kind of messiah because she's a good looking video whore. like they'd eat the corn out of her shit or something.
pathetic fucking tools....

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v
September 23, 2006 3:09 AM

It's because they can't do any better than jizz-soaked cock magnets.

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Zaster
September 23, 2006 7:38 AM

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i never understand the appeal of porn stars, people treated her like some kind of messiah because she's a good looking video whore.
That's the same way I always felt about Katie Couric.

Celebrity worship in general is one of mankind's most retarded impulses. Next to religion and politics.

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AngryAmerican
September 23, 2006 8:35 AM

a-fucking-men

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crabby
September 23, 2006 8:50 AM

I'd pay alot of money to eat corn out of a porn stars shit.

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biped
September 23, 2006 9:26 AM

I'll bet you could buy a lot more corn at the store with that same money.

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crabby
September 23, 2006 9:31 AM

I guess.

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LuckyGuess
September 23, 2006 9:53 PM

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I'll bet you could buy a lot more corn at the store with that same money.

But is there shit in it?

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mandingo
September 24, 2006 2:02 AM

no shit, no thanks

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biped
September 24, 2006 5:41 AM

All supermarket food has shit in it.

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crackpanther
September 24, 2006 8:33 AM

Not Hot Pockets.

Please don't say Hot Pockets.

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boloboffin
September 24, 2006 12:24 PM

There are rules as the maximum amount of rat shit that can actually be in food.

So, yes, there is shit in it.

Don't get me started on Disney's Ole Yeller Chunk Style Dog Food.

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AngryAmerican
September 24, 2006 12:40 PM

the more the better.

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boorite
September 24, 2006 10:09 PM

God, you people with your things. I'm so whatever.

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biped
September 25, 2006 8:30 PM

Your insensitive post has offended me.

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ivytheplant
September 25, 2006 8:43 PM

I'm trying to be offended, but all I can really think about is killing Bono.

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