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User #18220
September 24, 2006 10:59 PM

I've put it off. I've said to my various fellow Strippers, "That's not true!"

Oh, but it is.

Crabby DOES warrant murder. A close SC friend told me recently, "Most people want to kill him, but disagree on the methods." I think Crabby and his overrated football team with their flamer quarterback Rex Grossman have herpes.

The last time I saw something like Crabby, I flushed it.

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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:00 PM

Someone is a sensitive little faggot.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:01 PM

Someone's team is going to lose next week, and you're going to lose your bet.

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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:02 PM

Zimri, if I lose that bet, I'll have you no that I will post to this very thread. I will also be in the chat to say it to you. I expect you will hold up your side of the bet in the same manner.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:03 PM

How do you expect me to believe a filthy Bears fan? I doubt you even have the gray matter to count the seven days off, let alone the subhuman intelligence involved in turning on your TV.

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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:04 PM

Post a handshake so everyone can tell that this is legit. Be a man Eagle fan. Be a man.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:04 PM

Er...how do I do that? ::Scratches filthy head::

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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:05 PM

I should have known Eagle fan wouldn't be smart enough to know how to use a computer.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:06 PM

::Lots of grunting and hitting monitor::

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RedfeatheR
September 24, 2006 11:06 PM

SAY IT!!!

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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:07 PM

Are you using your lack of intelligence as an excuse to psot a handshake? You could just quote mine and paste it. Seems like you're looking for a way out of the bet.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:08 PM


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crabby
September 24, 2006 11:09 PM

It's on bitch.

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User #18220
September 24, 2006 11:09 PM

'Till the break of DAWN!

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RedfeatheR
September 24, 2006 11:09 PM

Braff bitches.

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boorite
September 24, 2006 11:10 PM

BRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAFFFFFFFFFF!

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crabby
September 25, 2006 2:35 PM

RB SHaun Alexander has a broken foot.

"Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander will miss at least a couple of weeks with a broken bone in his foot, coach Mike Holmgren said. Alexander has played in 99 consecutive regular-season games."

The Seahawks have no chance in Chicago Sunday night without Alexander.

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BigFrank105
September 25, 2006 5:09 PM

Madden Curse'd

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RedfeatheR
September 25, 2006 5:54 PM

quote:
RB SHaun Alexander has a broken foot.

"Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander will miss at least a couple of weeks with a broken bone in his foot, coach Mike Holmgren said. Alexander has played in 99 consecutive regular-season games."

The Seahawks have no chance in Chicago Sunday night without Alexander.



HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT DID I SAY LAST NIGHT ON MIRC!!!

"[00:39] Red-y_for_orgy: more like NFC least
[00:39] cpausti: bazam
[00:39] boorite: more like nfc yeast infection
[00:39] crabby: wow
[00:39] crabby: drop the bomb in here redfeather
[00:40] boorite: hm
[00:40] Red-y_for_orgy: thought id enter with a bam
[00:40] crabby: wow, you did not dissapoint
[00:40] cpausti: good thinking
[00:40] crabby: how do you feel about the seahwaks?
[00:41] Red-y_for_orgy: hrm... the madden curse will get them somehow

[00:41] crabby: whats your prediction for the bears seahawks game?
[00:41] Zimri: You know, Crab Meat, Flakey McThrowTheGameAway is second on the NFL for passing yards.
[00:41] Zimri: ...
[00:41] crabby: im saying bears-42 seahwaks-0
[00:41] Zimri: And Rex Grossman is a closet fudge packer
[00:41] Red-y_for_orgy: l00z
[00:41] crabby: rex grossman has better numbers and his team is undefeated
[00:42] Zimri: Rex Grossman putts from the rough.
[00:42] crabby: mcnabb is still busy chockin on the giants cock after they fucked him in the ass in philly

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crabby
September 25, 2006 7:18 PM

Redfeather is both my nigga and a psychic.

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boorite
September 25, 2006 7:33 PM

quote:
RB SHaun Alexander has a broken foot.

"Seahawks RB Shaun Alexander will miss at least a couple of weeks with a broken bone in his foot, coach Mike Holmgren said. Alexander has played in 99 consecutive regular-season games."

The Seahawks have no chance in Chicago Sunday night without Alexander.



Yeah because Hasselbeck could never throw 5 touchdowns in a game... oh wait, he just did.

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crabby
September 25, 2006 8:01 PM

On the road against the best defense in the NFL without your star running back. Yeah, I'd say Settle is in trouble.

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ivytheplant
September 25, 2006 8:49 PM

I'll take that bet.

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crabby
September 25, 2006 8:51 PM

When I win, you have to stop being lame. If you win, I'll leave forever.

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ivytheplant
September 25, 2006 8:56 PM

But I don't want you to leave forever. I love you, crabby.

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crabby
September 25, 2006 9:12 PM

I don't really want you to stop being lame either. It's the reason I love you the way I do.

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RedfeatheR
September 25, 2006 9:32 PM

Yeah dont leave... with out you as my massa i'll be HCRoyall's nigga. That means back in the service. =(

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Matchbook_Romance
September 25, 2006 10:21 PM

I love crabs too.

;)

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ivytheplant
September 25, 2006 10:37 PM

quote:
I don't really want you to stop being lame either. It's the reason I love you the way I do.

How will I know if I'm being lame enough?

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crabby
September 26, 2006 6:16 AM

Trust me, you're good.

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ivytheplant
September 26, 2006 9:38 AM

Great, now I'm going to be paranoid that I won't be lame enough or I'll be too lame and it with throw my whole balance off.

That's it, I'm leaving forever!

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crabby
September 26, 2006 9:46 AM

Don't forget to delete your comics first.

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boorite
September 26, 2006 10:37 AM

lol

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BigFrank105
September 26, 2006 11:20 AM

quote:
When I win, you have to stop being lame. If you win, I'll leave forever.

You've been threatening to leave forever for how long now? Shit, I can't tell you how many times you've said to me "Frank, I'm leaving stripcreator. Don't tell anyone"

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boorite
September 26, 2006 11:55 AM

quote:
quote:
When I win, you have to stop being lame. If you win, I'll leave forever.

You've been threatening to leave forever for how long now? Shit, I can't tell you how many times you've said to me "Frank, I'm leaving stripcreator. Don't tell anyone"

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RedfeatheR
September 26, 2006 12:56 PM

bbwwWWWAAAHHHAHAHAH BRAFF-er... COOKIE!!

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crabby
September 26, 2006 2:50 PM

quote:
quote:
When I win, you have to stop being lame. If you win, I'll leave forever.

You've been threatening to leave forever for how long now? Shit, I can't tell you how many times you've said to me "Frank, I'm leaving stripcreator. Don't tell anyone"
It's pretty funny how dumb Frank is.

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xxausrottenxx
September 26, 2006 11:11 PM

crabby doesn't even know how many times he's said "aus you need to toughen up because i cant really feel your cock in my ass anymore"

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crabby
September 27, 2006 5:40 AM

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boloboffin
September 27, 2006 7:51 PM

quote:
crabby doesn't even know how many times he's said "aus you need to toughen up because i cant really feel your cock in my ass anymore"

Did you really mean to set yourself up for a little dick joke?

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xxausrottenxx
September 28, 2006 10:18 PM

this is the part where id post the goatse picture but due to the fact that it's really fuckin gross im not gonna.

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ivytheplant
September 29, 2006 12:03 AM

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cpausti
October 1, 2006 7:18 PM

The game isn't even over and I already feel sorry for Zimri.

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BigFrank105
October 1, 2006 8:21 PM

lovie smith is black

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boorite
October 1, 2006 8:27 PM

Wow, I guess the Bears are for real.

Shaun Alexander would not have made a lot of difference.

I thought Hasselbeck would pick on the secondary, but, uh, no.

Colts-Bears Super Bowl?

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biped
October 1, 2006 8:48 PM

HA HA DUMB

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crabby
October 1, 2006 9:21 PM

quote:
HA HA DUMB
It's funny cause the Colts won';t be in the super bowl.

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RedfeatheR
October 1, 2006 9:24 PM

Bear in mind Zimiri... bear in mind

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ivytheplant
October 2, 2006 12:48 AM

I love watching a sport where beefy, insistently heterosexual men throw themselves at each other. It seems like such an elaborate way to score a buttfucking.

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Zaster
October 2, 2006 5:40 AM

Football would be alot more fun if it were played on a giant trampoline. How come there aren't any sports played on giant trampolines?

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