1993*!

Anyone gone longer?

*well, it was '93 until last Thursday. :( and if you don't count alcohol-binge-related spewage, then it was 1989.

Are we talking all reasons for vomiting, like flu, watching your grandparents have sex, etc or just last visit to a vomitorium?

i am a seasoned vomiter. it doesn't bother me or cause me to break stride.

try harder. there's no shame.

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i am a seasoned vomiter. it doesn't bother me or cause me to break stride.

try harder. there's no shame.

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I find I really haven't had much reason to vomit since Creed broke up.

Yeah, alcohol induced vomitting has been the most popular, and if that's what we're talking about, I'd say about 6 months ago. Other vomitting has included food poisoning and that was about a year ago.

Man, I puke alot compared to you, umfum. I blame supermodels.

True story. I haven't full-out vomited since January of 1995. Seriously. I'm beginning to wonder if I don't have some sort of anti-vomit mutant power. A couple acidy burps here and there, but no chunks, spew, or watery ooze for over 11 years.

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I find I really haven't had much reason to vomit since Creed broke up.

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I went from '94 until '04, when the stranglehold of food poisoning got me. Since then, I can vomit on a whim.

Last Sunday morning. I was in the shower at the time. Ever vomitted in the shower? Kicks ass.

I can't remember the last time I vomited. Probably six years ago at a Hallowe'en party. I even worked as an actor aboard a cruise ship that sailed around the world and never vomited once.

However, I picked up some nasty bug in Lima that had me spraypainting for days.

Last year... party at ASU. Fun times.

2 weeks ago at bar.

I got pizza afterwards.

At a bar about a year ago. I was mixing drinks like crazy. As I got to the busy mens bathroom, I was on the verge of puking but not quite at the toilet yet, so I held back. BIG mistake!!

Not only did it come out through my mouth, but it shot out through my nose too.

You can use gum to freshen up your mouth but last time I checked, I haven't found a nose mint.

I also vomited copiously from food poisoning four or five years ago. Food poisoning vomiting is the Cadillac of vomits.

Shots will always do it to me. I really need to tell myself to stop taking them, it's just people keep buying them for me!

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Shots will always do it to me. I really need to tell myself to stop taking them, it's just people keep buying them for me!

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back in '00 i earned the nickname "uke the babyslayer" from my co workers for puking 4 different times on the way back to pittsburgh from cleveland, and my broad array of dead baby jokes.

i was a popular guy that journey...

We did a short film a couple of years ago. I was painfully ill while shooting one night but I finished my stuff and on the way home, on the interstate and in full costume, puked my guts out while it rained and traffic went by. I remember thinking, "Man, this would be a cool shot."

whenever i puke, a team of frenchmen come out of nowhere, gather round, age and cure it, and sell it to the rich

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whenever i puke, a team of frenchmen come out of nowhere, gather round, age and cure it, and sell it to the rich

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Once I battled the most profound nausea to play two sets for free at some coffeehouse and managed to load out and get the van home and even barely get to the bathroom before hurling. That was the proudest moment of my musical career.

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the proudest moment of my musical career was in sixth grade when they gave us those little recorders to play

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the proudest moment of my musical career was in sixth grade when they gave us those little recorders to play

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the proudest moment of my musical career was in sixth grade when they gave us those little recorders to play

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I liked to roll with that rainbow-colored xylophone. All the shorties would gather 'round and chill to my dope science.

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I spent a good portion of this morning cleaning up my bathroom after I came in late last night and decided to spew everywhere but in the toilet.

Glorious

Spuey B. Long!!!