Humpenstein was hit by a small truck about 15 minutes ago and was launched 20 feet in the air. From what I've heard so far, he was blown out of his shoes.

He's alert, moving whatever isn't probably broken, and saying he "feels pretty good about the whole experience."

I'm still trying to figure out what the fuck's going on, but I thought you all should know.

Dude... holy fuck. Just be glad that he's okay... That's pretty crazy.

Holy fuck, there's something that doesn't happen every day. Hope he's OK.

I sincerely hope you get the opportunity to kick that guy.

Just got off the phone with a witness... apparently the guy was drunk, ran a red light and almost plowed through a group of kids. Hump was the only one who got hit, and he was luched (allegedly) about 25 to 30 feet, not 20. My GF's little brother is now traumatized (he saw it happen). May have a concussion and broken legs. more details later.

Just be glad that he's okay. Though it may be the only bit of good news at this point, it's really the best news you could possibly hear.

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I sincerely hope you get the opportunity to kick that guy.

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Recovery seems plausible. I haven't heard any news from the hospital, but the parameds say he way doing okay on the ambulance. no word on anything else. thanks for your support.

wow, craziness. hope everything turns out okay for everyone but the moron driver

i will gladly break that guys legs for a nominal fee.
fast recovery, humps!

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I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.

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I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.

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I sincerely hope that, should I be hit by a car in close proximity to my sibling, my sibling decides to find me medical attention instead of immediately logging on to stripcreator to tell the story to a bunch of people he's never met.

Glad he's not dead, though. Or something.

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I'm sure Lucky would have gotten his brother medical attention if he didn't live three hours away from the accident. I know, I know ambulances can be slow, but I think they're still faster than it would be for Lucky to drive there.

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I'd like to offer a hearty "get well soon" to Humpenstein.

Holy crap! I hope teh Hump is okay.

Yeah, Lucky is in college right now far away from his brother. I just hope this one accident doesn't change your opinion about college in general, dude. I know a few people who came to their freshman year of school, and within weeks had a family death/tragedy, and never looked at school the same way again (they basically looked at it as a burden that got in the way of their family). Right now, just focus on the fact that he's alright and that he's still with you. Justice will be served, trust me.

I hope Hump's doing better and he didn't break his funny bone. Keep us updated.

No head trauma, no internal bleeding, may have one or both broken legs. But he'll be able to make a full recovery, which is good. I was scared for a second when the voice over the phone was screaming "Oh my god he's not moving! Oh my god!"

In any case, I understand where you're coming from, not_Scyess. However, as Ivy said, I like too far away to able to do anything. I got the call while I was sleeping. Again, thanks for your support. I'm sure he'll appreciate it whenever he gets back from the hospital.

Tell him to get well soon from me too.

Hoping for the best and get well soon.

Fucking hell... you are brothers? Send him my best wishes. Hope he recovers soon.

Wow. That is seriously fucked up, and I'm glad he's doing as well as he is.

The drunk asshole was driving around in the middle of the day?? That makes me want to get all Walter on his ass.

PS: The two of you are pretty damned funny.

Fuckin hell, I hope that drunken bastard gets whats coming to him

I wish him a speedy and full recovery

Make sure to tell him that everyone on stripcreator wishes him well!

I saw a druken driver once. It wasn't pretty. I'm glad Humpenstein came out OK.

Seriously, how long have you guys been brothers?

Well, about 15-16 years, (whenever he was born, I don't really keep track of those trivial things.) give or take a few months.

Update: Small puncture in a lung, but not serious. Minor concussion. Some pancreatic fluid buildup, may need to be operated on. However, he's still looking to make a full recovery.

Glad to hear it.
Y'all must have some funny parents.

I'm glad to hear anything, because it means that I am not a werewolf.

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I cringed when I heard "puctured lung". That sounds so horridly painful. Like, even more painful then sticking twelve live electric eels up your ass.

Not like I know what that feels like. And derive enjoyment out of it...

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Well, about 15-16 years, (whenever he was born, I don't really keep track of those trivial things.) give or take a few months.

Update: Small puncture in a lung, but not serious. Minor concussion. Some pancreatic fluid buildup, may need to be operated on. However, he's still looking to make a full recovery.

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Just keep remembering the good times...

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I'd cast Curaga on Humpenstein, but I'm all out of MP. For now he'll just have to rely on "doctors" and their so-called "medicine".

Glad your bro-bro is OK. Send some well wishes from him to me, please and thank you.

When he gets better, I hope he kicks that truck's ass.

Thanks, all. I appreciate it.

Must be a tough bastard, a fucking truck tried to take him out and failed!!

i bet it was those douchebags from that gnomz website that did this. those bastards...

his comics are going to be so edgy now. all street slang and hit by a truck hardcore

god i want him

Your brother is very lucky. Recently a young lady was hit by a driver on "The Strip" near the UT campus and died. This type of thing seems to happen about every five years around here.

Get well, Humpenstien.

The doctor informed me upon me leaving the hospital's trauma center that he's never seen a case where a person has been hit by a speeding vehicle and been in as good of condition as myself, it's very gratifying to have everyone wish me well, thank you many times over.

Thank God you're OK.

Why does your forehead say "YV3H>"?

Nice to see you're alive.

I hope they shoot the truck. Now that it has a taste for blood, it'll probably need to be put down.

Glad you're OK.

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Good thing he's not hurt that bad.

Weird how the drunk drivers never get injured.

Also, I need to be smacked for thinking of how much material for comics hump is going to be able to get out of this.

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Also, I need to be smacked for thinking of how much material for comics hump is going to be able to get out of this.

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The doctor informed me upon me leaving the hospital's trauma center that he's never seen a case where a person has been hit by a speeding vehicle and been in as good of condition as myself, it's very gratifying to have everyone wish me well, thank you many times over.

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