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ZasterSeptember 30, 2006 3:23 PM
Cultists on a remote Michigan farm prepare for the coming of thier terrible corn god.
NastyPopeSeptember 30, 2006 3:40 PM
Jack the Pumpkin King meets his match, Cobby the Cornhole King.
fire_deySeptember 30, 2006 6:22 PM
i don't like corn and evil corn
KiD_NoToRiOuSSeptember 30, 2006 6:49 PM
After eating the evil corn he was afraid to go the bathroom for fear of his poop turning evil as well.
AngryAmericanOctober 1, 2006 12:52 AM
and as the Rapture began, people realized jesus looks a lot different in person.
KiD_NoToRiOuSOctober 1, 2006 8:52 PM
As they were finishing their final touches on the world's largest stick of butter they looked toward the sky in awe. The site before them was too much for their mortal eyes to bear.
not_ScyessOctober 2, 2006 6:25 PM
Friends, Romans, countrymen... lend me your ears.
booriteOctober 3, 2006 2:08 PM
These captions are just corny.
NeoVidOctober 4, 2006 1:34 PM
"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL... uh oh. I'm in over my head here."
NeoVidOctober 5, 2006 1:29 PM
"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!"
crackpantherOctober 5, 2006 3:40 PM
quote:"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!" We won't see a funnier one than that.
quote:"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!"
booriteOctober 5, 2006 5:25 PM
quote:quote:"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!" We won't see a funnier one than that. NeoVid is teh win, after all.
quote:quote:"RAAAR! TOBOR WILL CORNHOLE WHOLE CORN!" We won't see a funnier one than that.
LuckyGuessOctober 9, 2006 1:58 PM
I have come for Orville's soul.
mandingoOctober 9, 2006 11:03 PM
it was mad as hell but luckily the townfolk quickly discovered its kryptonite -- chewing
