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Zaster
October 1, 2006 4:51 PM

It's a new contest, and the next winner could be you!

Every so often, I will log in and pick the most recent poster in the General Discussion forum. That person will win a prize found by typing "sexy" into the E-bay search engine.

Today's winner is Rabid Weasle, and he wins this sexy "Queen of Hearts" Halloween costume:

This Halloween, Rabid is sure to solicit more than the usual offering of Mentos and Kandy Korn when he goes door-to-door dressed as a courtly Wonderland waif.

Congratulations, Rabid! To claim your prize, simply go to E-Bay and bid $800,000 dollars on it. More fabulous prizes will be awarded soon!

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dcomposed
October 1, 2006 5:55 PM

are you bringing sexy back?

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Zaster
October 1, 2006 6:25 PM

Haven't you heard? "Sexy" is the new "titillating".

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BigFrank105
October 1, 2006 8:21 PM

quote:
are you bringing sexy back?

take it the bridge

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biped
October 1, 2006 8:44 PM

Random Stooge eats shit, fucks a horse.

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LuckyGuess
October 1, 2006 10:31 PM


ZOMG

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choadwarrior
October 1, 2006 11:09 PM

Random Stooges:

Better random Stooge:

Most random Stooge:

Worst random Stooge:

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Zaster
October 2, 2006 5:29 AM

HCRoyall - You've won a fabulous "Japanese Anime Gundam Seed Sexy Heroine Figure"!!!

You'll never be lonely again. Countless Saturday nights filled with sexy playtime scenerios await your lurid imagination (she looks like she might be into bondage, to me). Enlist your old G.I. Joe figures for added sexy fun.

Stay tuned. The parade of fabulous sexy prizes continues!

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biped
October 2, 2006 6:35 AM

I think Joe De Rita was the worst Stooge. Joe Besser was actually kinda funny.

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boorite
October 2, 2006 9:50 AM

Curly Howard was the best 3rd stooge, and the rest were all shit.

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AngryAmerican
October 2, 2006 10:47 AM

they're all lame.

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boorite
October 2, 2006 10:57 AM

Stooge-haters are profoundly unqualified to comment in any Stooges thread.

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UnknownEric
October 2, 2006 10:57 AM

I preferred the first two albums. Raw Power was a slight disappointment.

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BigFrank105
October 2, 2006 11:59 AM

Does this have anything to do with sexyback?

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UnknownEric
October 2, 2006 12:04 PM

quote:
Does this have anything to do with sexyback?
You motherfuckers don't know how to act.

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biped
October 2, 2006 1:26 PM

quote:
Curly Howard was the best 3rd stooge, and the rest were all shit.

If you can't appreciate Shemp, you lack substance.

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boorite
October 2, 2006 1:33 PM

quote:
quote:
Curly Howard was the best 3rd stooge, and the rest were all shit.

If you can't appreciate Shemp, you lack substance.

Well then you lack non-gayness.

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biped
October 2, 2006 1:38 PM

quote:
Well then you lack non-gayness.

Then you are the president of the Circle Jerking To Nude Photos Of Joe Besser Club.

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boorite
October 2, 2006 3:55 PM

Then you are Joe Besser.

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BigFrank105
October 2, 2006 5:14 PM

quote:
quote:
Does this have anything to do with sexyback?
You motherfuckers don't know how to act.

yeah!

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Zaster
October 2, 2006 6:03 PM

None of you people deserve sexy things. My largesse is wasted on you simpletons.

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mandingo
October 2, 2006 11:06 PM

quote:
None of you people deserve sexy things. My largesse is wasted on you simpletons.

damn and i'm posting like a motherfucker trying to get one of those girl scout outfit chicks

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Zaster
October 3, 2006 5:20 AM

Mandingo wins these value-added briefs. They are hand-modified with the finest of... er, scissors. The result is a unique item which sells for triple its original wholesale price. Man, that's just a license to print money, right there. Still, I'm sure Mandingo will enjoy them, just as his friends will enjoy seeing him in them.

Congratulations!!

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boorite
October 3, 2006 9:59 AM

Now that's what I call a largesse!!! OMG LOL

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LuckyGuess
October 3, 2006 3:47 PM

Hooray for assless speedos!

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Rabid_Weasle
October 3, 2006 11:21 PM

I am so delighted that I won. I think I'm going to go and play with my own feces in a vat of happy.

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mandingo
October 5, 2006 4:20 PM

quote:

Mandingo wins these value-added briefs.


that chick is hot!

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umfumdisi
October 5, 2006 8:07 PM

If you get real close to your monitor and squint, it sort of looks like cleavage.

Logs off...

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