Forum archives » Fights Go Here » Austin Aries vs. a mountain goat

dcomposed
October 3, 2006 5:15 AM

Who would win a fight?

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Zaster
October 3, 2006 5:28 AM

Hard to say. Does the goat have any kind of projectile or plasma weaponry? Any formal training in martial arts or stealth/ambush techniques? How about cybernetics?

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BigFrank105
October 3, 2006 8:32 AM

Neither, Joey Tempest would win.

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crabby
October 3, 2006 9:06 AM

Austin Aries is a solid mid card worker and that goat is just a jobber. So, I say Austin Aries wins.

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AngryAmerican
October 3, 2006 9:09 AM

depends on the venue.
in a ring-austin would probably win. on a rocky precipice-my money'd be on the goat.
my apartment-they'd both be toast.

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xxausrottenxx
October 7, 2006 10:09 AM

who the hell is austin aries?

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crabby
October 7, 2006 10:56 AM

If you have to ask, you probably don't really want to know.

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AngryAmerican
October 7, 2006 11:58 AM

isn't he a gay wrestler?

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crabby
October 7, 2006 1:10 PM

quote:
isn't he a gay wrestler?

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niteowl
October 7, 2006 3:28 PM

You wanna know how I know you're gay? Because you watch wrestling.

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boorite
October 7, 2006 3:41 PM

What's so gay about-- hahahaha I couldn't even finish that question.

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RedfeatheR
October 7, 2006 4:03 PM

What's NOT so gay about wrestleing?

Besides Stone Cold...

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crabby
October 7, 2006 4:05 PM

quote:
What's NOT so gay about wrestleing?

Besides Stone Cold...


Austin 3:16 says I just fucked you in the ass.

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RedfeatheR
October 7, 2006 5:39 PM

quote:
What's NOT so gay about wrestleing?

Besides Stone Cold...



Stone Cold would wup your ass in an instant crabby!!! If only to fuck it afterwards. But not because he's gay... Only because it's so degrading to you!!!

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crabby
October 7, 2006 5:50 PM

Why did you quote yourself?

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Rabid_Weasle
October 8, 2006 12:17 AM

Those are the most heterosexual pants I have ever seen. EVER.

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PhreakyChinchilla
October 9, 2006 4:35 PM

Austin has lovely hair.

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crabby
October 9, 2006 4:39 PM

He's Stunning.

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AngryAmerican
October 10, 2006 1:39 AM

i just realized that being a fan of wrestling doesn't necessarily make you gay, though it is a good indicator.
it does however show that you can be entertained by something so idiotic that you obviously have undiagnosed down's syndrome.
fucktards.

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dcomposed
October 10, 2006 3:19 AM

I saw a naked penis on a wwe ppv yesterday.

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crabby
October 10, 2006 6:51 AM

I hope you didn't pay for that PPV.

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Zaster
October 10, 2006 6:15 PM

He did. Five or six times, actually.

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crabby
October 10, 2006 6:46 PM

That's a shame.

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dcomposed
October 10, 2006 9:00 PM

I haven't payed to watch a wrestling ppv in 18 months.

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finn34
October 10, 2006 10:31 PM

you mean The Mountain Goats? the band?

I'd put my money on the folkie with his Old Style can anyday.

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