"The Wicker Van"

OR

"Delivered straight from the oven!"

"Knew I shouldn't have had the breakfast burrito before starting off on that last leg to Omaha."

**Ever since 9/11 the penalty for ignoring the "No Trucks Allowed" sign took far more sinister turn.

**Allah Express, when you absolutely, positively, have to blow up every infidel in sight.

This is what you get for making Johnny Storm the Secretary of Transportation...

big fat guy took a fart

"What the? Dammit Elwin, you put the sign up backwards again!"

"That was one hell of a transformer battle." replied one onlooker when asked for comment.

Did you get Timmy that make-your-own land mine kit he asked for?

In order to get away with parking illegally, Leroy decided to hide his truck in a conflagration.

this isn't nearly as gratifying as the 'no mimes allowed' picture

The dangers of that "30 minutes or less or it's free" pizza delivery promise.

Just when they thought the driver was dead, out from the burning cab jumps a silver skeletal-looking robot, and then a voice in the distance was heard yelling, "Run, Sarah, RUN!"