Who's up?
no one can lob a rhesus as far as me.

I was always picked last for monkey-hurling back in gym class :(
Thanks for re-opening a painful wound.

I got picked last for fantasy basketball. :-(

I gave the big finger to all organized sports (in which I was always picked last) and went off on my own to play superheroes around the monkey bars.

So yeah, fantasy monkey-hurling? I'm in.

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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Ooh, how about Fantasy Justice League? I pick Green Arrow!

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My advice is that nobody get involved with this. It'll start out well, but we'll all end up in jail once Angry American runs out of monkeys and starts throwing black people.

its true, sometimes i can't tell the difference unless one's got a ton of fake gold around its neck.

Monkeys steal gold chains. You can never be too careful.

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play superheroes around the monkey bars.

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Ooh, how about Fantasy Justice League? I pick Green Arrow!

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We made up our superheroes...I was Liberty Boy! He was a Superman-type with a Peter Parker background.

Anyway, in Fantasy JLA, I'd pick Batman.

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JLA Fantasy? I'll take The Flash. He can run really fast! And, yes, Flash is necessary. I know Superman runs fast, too, but he's always busy with other super duties like shtupping Lois Lane.

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We need more promotion for the MHL. How about this as our ad slogan...

"How do you fling a rhesus?"

And for the kids, a bag of Rhesus Pieces.

spider monkeys are much more difficult to throw because they really grab on to shit with thier goddamn prehensile tails

True, spider monkey throwing and getting my wife to let me go in electronics boutique while she's trying on shoes are both like trying to get a booger off your ring finger.

Are Spider Monkeys half monkey and half spider?

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Are Spider Monkeys half monkey and half spider?

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teh monkees liek to fly!11oneone

Babboon Lobbing is the most difficult because they fight back really hard unless you drug them first, but that's not considered very sportsmanly and it's illegal in tournaments.

my baboons tested positive for drug use.
then again, so did i.

Throw a monkey at a motherfucker's head.

i'm SO getting one of those.

tee hee that's rad

YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I EAT YOUR FACE!

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And do depressed city suburbs ever commit suicide?

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the affluent suburbs use trunk monkeys

Think I've found a base of operations: Suck it, depressed French suburbs!