...because gaming is much more fun with your head encased in a frozen yogurt machine.

Remember, a Jedi can feel the force flowing through them...

Little Lisa was a bit shy in front of the webcam

Speaking of Jedi...wanting to fuck this piece of Vader sperm up the ass doesn't make me queer, does it? I mean, it looks like a chick.

Brendle's daughter made a similar mistake but with a coleman cooler.

So much for cyber sex not producing any offspring.

Kara once again made the best of being the only person at the Mysterio Fan Club meeting.

Due to Cultural Differences, the "Marvin the Paranoid Android" dress up kit didnt go down too well in Japan.

The Elephant Man meets Pacman

Momma was a gamer geek, daddy was a Target security camera.

Darth Neko started to hate her life...

From an early age she was forced to perform oral sex on man after man after man.

She was determined to get revenge, and thus invented the 'Anti forced oral sex machine'. It had a boner deflecting screen which was it's most ingenious feature.'

Although she had been forced to suck hundreds of dirty boners in her early years, (and did suffer some minor adverse effects), she actually came to enjoy the attention of the type of men who routinely force girls to perform fellatio on them.

Her problem was that she was too proud to admit it, which led to her inventing that machine.

Now all the neighbors boners and things will nevermore be clean, they've all become monuments to smegma, because of that machine.

For her complete story, google her name... 'Jonni Verbek'.