Halloween is coming up. The US elections are coming up. That can only mean one thing:

The theme of this contest is bachelor parties. Specifically, bachelor party concepts that do not involve strippers, since my lame-ass friend who is having one this weekend refuses to have one. So now you can't use or even refer to strippers in your bachelor party comics.

Bachelorette parties are also acceptable.

For bonus points:
Every dialog or narration box must contain at least one word with more than three syllables.

Caveats:
Old comics are fine, but don't flood the contest.
Photoshopped entries are encouraged but won't win.
Stripcreator in-jokes are not encouraged; they also won't win.
Comics involving poor spelling and grammar or internet abbreviations won't win.

Judging sometime before I die.

GO!

370803

/comics/dcomposed/370814/

/comics/RedfeatheR/370866/
/comics/RedfeatheR/370868/

/comics/crabby/370882/

/comics/Humpenstein/370900/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/370913/

I was going to put words in the empty narration box, but doing so would ruin the impact of the punchline. Someone suggested I just put "buttsex" in there to get bonus points, but I refuse to stoop to that level of humor.

/comics/v/370917/

I lied.

/comics/v/370920/

/comics/Xuanwu/370996/

/comics/Xuanwu/370997/

Yes, I'm aware of the irony of using the priest character as a stand-in Rabbi.

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I'm back bitches

/comics/biped/371118/

every saturday night we get anywhere from 12 to 25 bachelor parties at the club where i work. they all think they're special as if they're the only bachelor party in northern ohio. they suck. they don't tip, and they're generally a bunch of fucking miserable shitheads.
the only bright spot to them is that the floor hosts and managers pick which idiot is going to get thrown out first and place bets. it passes the time.

/comics/AngryAmerican/371130/

/comics/boloboffin/371135/

And The World's Greatest Comic Strip Set (TM) continues.

371185

/comics/lukket/371297/

/comics/RandomComicLayoutGuy/371318/

I guess this breaks the rules;

/comics/TheGovernor/371324/

/comics/bassfreak/371341/
/comics/bassfreak/371342/
/comics/bassfreak/371343/

oops, didn't want that last to be three panels, oh well fuck it.

/comics/edoggydog/371515/

/comics/ivytheplant/371564/

/comics/HCRoyall/371724/

371785

Okay, it's over. Thanks to all you whiny bitches for not being whiny bitches about my untimely judging of this contest.

And the results:

A special shout-out to Ivy for acknowledging that no body fluids are allowed to be exchanged in my car. Even now that she's married.

I really liked the following two comics a lot. A bronze medal tie to

/comics/crabby/370882/
/comics/biped/371118/

It was really hard to choose between the next two. If they could've both won, I would've given it to both. But in the end, I had to give the silver to

/comics/up4abeer/370969/

with a special note at his (failed) attempt at the bonus points. But the gold medal, and the dubious honor of having to run CC 336, goes to v for this gem, and the use of the word "hurrah":

/comics/v/370920/

Take it away! Far, far away!

To collect your medals, PM your social security and bank account information to me and leave the country for a few weeks.

Hurrah!

Competition to be posted shortly. Competition does not discriminate based on race, religion, creed, national origin, sexuality, or desire to wear women's underwear. Some restrictions apply.