Welcome to the post-feminist era.

So does the bicycle seat smell like smell like pussy?

Leunig says on the matter...

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
A man needs a sushi when a woman is an icicle
A man needs a car to zip across town
To order a tuna and gobble it down
The tuna needs a car to be partially banned
And bicycle re-introduced to the land
A person would need to be radically pushy
To pedal for miles in the rain for a sushi
Better to stay home with noodles for dinner
The man and the tuna would both be the winner
The world needs to get itself out of a pickle
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle

a rare glimpse at a fine example of the dick headed cyclist fish, thought to be extinct since 1898 until one appeared in a fountain in central NY city, startling ichytologists everywhere.

Fish bicycles became big sellers, once the economy of scale kicked in.

He's a fish, Jim.

Allright Jesus, it's double-or-nothing motherfucker. Anyone can walk on water, but let's see you cycle.

oooooooooooo you goin' straight to hell for dat Crackpanther... straight to hell. Nobody takes the J-man on a double or nothing bet.

despite it being pretty amazing for a fish, most people just laughed at him for leaving the kickstand down

The cover to the unreleased Belle and Sebastian single "Cod on Wheels."

Yeah, well my boyfriend can ride a unicycle on water. You don't know him, though; he lives in Canada.

Hal Ibut only had one chance to escape the speeding pussy. He had to Schwinn for it.

/comics/Scyess/76713/

deep ones need excercise too

First crop circles, now this.  Fuckin' aliens.

Blame the Russians...

Dexter thought that a bicycle would be a great way to get some exercise.  But, then he found out he could only ride it seconds at a time or he would suffocate do to lack of oxygen...