Click on my name and check out some of my comics; I want to see what people think. Give one or two a rating. Come on, you know you want to.

Okay, but please stop giving away the punchlines in the titles.

Yeah, that's probably a good idea.

I liked that comic.

Sweet, thanks.

I'll give you a rating: 2 forks for the Calypso Bar and Grill, according to the Contra Costa Times, 10/28/05.

Well sweet, do you have their address?

2 Theatre Sq., No. 153
Orinda, CA 94563
(off Moraga Way)
925-258-9686

Is that two forks up or two forks down?

It's like two out of five, and there are no ones. Be sure to try the rancid drunkard's puke on toast.

Well I would if I were in Cali, got anything in Colorado?

Where in Colorado? Not that I really know much in Colorado except for this shitty Mexican place near the comic shop in Ft. Collins.

Well that doesn't help; I don't like to go near bookstores, poisonous gas and all that...

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It's like two out of five, and there are no ones. Be sure to try the rancid drunkard's puke on toast.

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Colorado Springs by the way.

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Colorado Springs by the way.

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Yeah, my apartment's "easy interstate access" has been not so easy for several months now.

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Would you guys rate one or two of my comics? I want to have at least one comic with three votes. I'm a stats freak.

i rated you. isn't that enough? is anything ever enough?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I just take and take and never appreciate you. I'll change, I swear I will!

What!? A three? You sick sick ba... Oh, right, I was changing... I respect and value your opinion.

No, I'm the guy in the middle who's fondling himself. I gave you a 5.

BTW, the guy on the left, who gave you a 3, is wearing a butt plug.

If "wearing" is the correct term.

Either way it's really creepy.

Hater. (Of butt plugs.)

Fry cook boy makes very good comics. I like them a lot.

But if you don't stop giving away the punchline in the title i will have to kill you :)

I'm thinking your comic "The Explanation, Part 4" is freakishly better on its own than as part of the series.

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I'm thinking your comic "The Explanation, Part 4" is freakishly better on its own than as part of the series.

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Ha! I think your comics are excellent!

Sweet, thanks!

lol fried cock boy omg lozl

What the heck is lozl?

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That is quite bizarre, I'd like to hear the rational behind that.

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What the heck is lozl?

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zomg lewlgasm braff braff

i wanted to hate you.

but i can't, dammit, i just can't.

Hate this prick then.

He's comin' out like Janet Jackson's titty at the Super Bowl.

I can't tell who that is but don't think that I like him... but he might be cool in real life so I'll withold judgement for now...

Trust me, he's not. In fact, Vanilla Ice is cooler than he is.

Hey, V-Ice had some good stuff back in the day. Ok, I don't know if he did or not but I liked Ice Ice Baby...

The hook from that is sampled Bowie, "Under Pressure."

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The hook from that is sampled Bowie, "Under Pressure."

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See? So much different.

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The hook from that is sampled Bowie, "Under Pressure."

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Naw, their version goes "ding-ding-ding-digga-ding-ding, ding-ding-ding-digga-ding-ding" and HIS version goes "ding-ding-ding-digga-ding-ding-DING-ding-ding-ding-digga-ding-ding". Not the same.

/Taken directly from a 1990 Vanilla Ice interview.

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