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matclarke
October 26, 2006 2:40 PM

sucks ass..................work boring.................have a hankering........chicken ceasar wrap.......barley room.....monkey funny.......bite me......dump truck...........

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KajunFirefly
October 26, 2006 2:42 PM

I have literally just wiped myself off after having hot steamy sex.

Also: I sold my shares today for an 800% profit.

I hope this helps.

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matclarke
October 26, 2006 3:00 PM

i just ate a bag of popcorn just so that i would have to pick my teeth thus giving me something to do.

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boorite
October 26, 2006 3:23 PM

Database with hundreds of records, each with over 100 fields, with all these weird dependencies, like field 76 can't be 1, 3, or 9 if field 20 is 3. Sat down with 4 of the 5 people responsible and checked and corrected the data field by field, record by record, so that we can report it to the Feds without they take our money away.

Holy Jumping Jesus.

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matclarke
October 26, 2006 3:29 PM

if i were to withdraw $2500 from my 401k, any idea as to how much I would have to pay in penalties?

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boorite
October 26, 2006 3:45 PM

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if i were to withdraw $2500 from my 401k, any idea as to how much I would have to pay in penalties?

$250, plus the $2500 is taxable income, so that's another $500+, so the answer is "a lot." If you can avoid it, don't withdraw. Borrow against it instead. The amount you "borrow" is escrowed in a guaranteed, low-paying fund, and you "pay yourself back" at a net APR of about 2%. This way, you are not absolutely hemorrhaging money.

Of course, we're talking about borrowing against funds you voluntarily contributed, not employer contributions. The only way to lay hands on the latter is if you don't work for that employer anymore.

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matclarke
October 26, 2006 4:00 PM

thank you.

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matclarke
October 26, 2006 4:01 PM

My employer only contributes 10% of what i do. is that average?

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boorite
October 28, 2006 1:26 AM

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My employer only contributes 10% of what i do. is that average?

Sounds low to me.

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crackpanther
October 28, 2006 3:09 PM

Yeah, I'd think 10% is kinda low among employers who match. Which, of course, they all don't. Mine included.

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User #57378
November 1, 2006 5:23 PM

You guys are lucky to have jobs... if I'm any judge of character.

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