Greetings, everyone! It certainly has been a while.

It appears that this site is now unblocked by my company's firewall. So, to all the original users that I haven't talked to in a while, it's good to see you again. To all the new users, howdy!

Here' a new comic to celebrate...

371863

Hello, person who left before I first showed up. Nice to... uh... have you back? I can't figure out how to phrase this message.

SHITBALLS.

There we go.

Lucky loves you so much he decided to tell you TWICE!

I feel the love.

Or shit.

Whichever.

Zip, you still livin' in the ATL?

No, I have moved back to small town GA, but it's only about 45 minutes away. I visit the ATL often.

Hooray! I don't know you!

I totally know Zip, he's like my totall homeboy, actyally not really, i fyucked his cousin once but that was only because he sold her to me for a case of advil and a bout halfo of wa twinkie holy shit, what am i saying I am totally going to go to jail for telling everyine that i fucked a retard!, lolz!

Wait...that was you?

OMG I'VE GONE BACK IN TIME!!!!

Hello, TBZ. Welcome back.

That is by far the best drunken post I, and perhaps anyone, have EVER made.

EVER!

Glad I could help.

I'm from Byron originally. It doesn't get much smaller than that.

I'm doing 1940s Radio Hour in Nov-Dec. If you get a wild hair and want to come see it, drop me a line. I'll try and get you in. I know you've got a weakness for musicals.

If Field 20 (Participation Level) has a value of 9 then Fields 67-89 must be null. Not zero, but null.

On the other hand, if Field 20 has a value of 3 then Fields 67-89 must be zero or 1, never 2, 3, 9, or null (with the exception of Field 68, which is 9).

Lastly, if Field 20 has a value of 1 or 2, then Fields 67-89 should be 2, although values of zero or 3 may appear, but never 9 or null (with the exception of Field 68, which is 9).

I will wait a moment while you all check 638 records for consistency with these rules and make all necessary corrections.

Thank you.

Now on to Fields 90-99.

God damn it. I meant to post that in Announcements.

Welcome back, zippykins. We missed you around here. Come, give TOBOR some manlove.

Love, give TOBOR some man come.

He's back!

That's my good side.

Welcome back.