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boorite November 1, 2006 4:29 PM	I nominate these assholes.
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ivytheplant November 1, 2006 5:20 PM	My nomination
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AngryAmerican November 2, 2006 2:00 PM	i wiil now quit my job and dedicate the remainder of my life to tracking down all the miserable cocksuckers in the badger video and then kill them slowly over the course of months. thank you boorite, once again you have provided me a reason to go on living.
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boorite November 2, 2006 2:19 PM	I never dared dream that the Most Retarded Fuckers in the Universe Contest would metamorphose into the Kill the Most Retarded Fuckers in the Universe Contest. If my deeds result in the torture-murder of just one moronic asshole, it will all have been worth it.
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Zaster November 3, 2006 7:35 AM	Brutally retarded. Pound-your-head-on-the-floor-and-drool retarded. If Rob Schneider did a direct-to-video sequel to "The Hot Chick", it could not be more retarded than this.
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ArtemisStrong November 3, 2006 11:57 AM	I sponsor these retarded assholes for this competition.
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areallystupidguy November 3, 2006 7:38 PM	quote: I sponsor these retarded assholes for this competition. Exhibit A: 372812
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RedfeatheR November 4, 2006 2:29 PM	quote: quote: I sponsor these retarded assholes for this competition. Exhibit A: 372812 I rated "good"
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ivytheplant November 4, 2006 2:31 PM	quote: now its time to fuck a dinosaur suck my tits there as big as a bus and your penius is as big as the titanic Spoken like a true SCer.
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Zaster November 4, 2006 2:49 PM	quote: now its time to fuck a dinosaur Why does there have to be a specific time to fuck a dinosaur? Shouldn't it be spontaneous?
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ivytheplant November 4, 2006 6:35 PM	quote: Why does there have to be a specific time to fuck a dinosaur? Shouldn't it be spontaneous? It should be, but if you live on one of the legendary dinosaur migratory trails, it gets to be a pretty regular thing. You know, wake up, get coffee, fuck a dinosaur, get a shower, go to work.
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BigFrank105 November 4, 2006 11:29 PM	Has anyone even thought of joo_joo?
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areallystupidguy November 5, 2006 7:22 PM	quote: Has anyone even thought of joo_joo? This belongs in the Most Brilliant Artistic Genius in the Universe Contest thread. Mods, I demand this post be moved.
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User #57378 November 9, 2006 6:37 PM	How about this guy? Clicky here GI
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boorite November 10, 2006 5:22 PM	fucking stupid
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Zaster November 10, 2006 7:08 PM	quote: fucking stupid Would have been much funnier with 500 K-volt stun batons.
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ivytheplant November 10, 2006 7:17 PM	Would have been much funnier if they were nuked from orbit.
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boloboffin
November 11, 2006 12:36 AM

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fucking stupid

Monkeys are like my favorite animal. I could watch them all day long.

Except when they stick darts in they ass. Or cantaloupes. That, I don't want to see. Yes, some monkey got it in his head to stick a dart in they ass. Crazeh monkey. Go stick darts in you ass some place else, thank you.

I wonder what the conversation was that got that video on the YouTube. How do you talk your best friend into filming a mutual spatula belly slap and then putting it on the Internet? Pot must have been involved, some cheap sh*t one of them got off their uncle. I suspect it's one of the few things into which our glorious President actually has insight.

Ah, monkeys.

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ivytheplant November 11, 2006 11:26 AM	quote: Except when they stick darts in they ass. Or cantaloupes. That, I don't want to see.
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boloboffin November 12, 2006 2:02 AM	Thank God you spared me the cantaloupes.
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ivytheplant November 14, 2006 12:39 PM	This guy is my new nomination.
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boorite November 14, 2006 1:39 PM	I could climb better than that with my dick in one hand.
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boorite November 15, 2006 12:03 PM	quote: Thank God you spared me the cantaloupes. I couldn't find a pic of a cantaloupe in someone's ass, but I found this:
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fuzzyman December 3, 2006 7:16 AM	I nominate these SQUEAKERS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEBWKsd1LbM
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User #57316
December 8, 2006 12:30 AM

i'm nominating this guy.

In early 2006 a Louisiana man sued Apple claiming that the company failed to inform the public that there was a risk, if iPods were listened to for a long time at high volumes. His claim was that the iPod was, "inherently defective in design and are not sufficiently adorned with adequate warnings regarding the likelihood of hearing loss." His lawyer, Steve Berman, told reporters that, "He's bought a product which is not safe to use as currently sold on the market. He's paying for a product that's defective, and the law is pretty clear that if someone sold you a defective product they have a duty to repair it.

Apple sued over iPod related hearing loss

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crackpanther December 8, 2006 2:59 AM	And do you have a video of that? No? Hmmm...
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