In a burst of inspiration, I've decided to start making fun of bad goth poetry - but in the form of haikus. I think these are hilarious; your mileage may vary.

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For maximum enjoyment, try reading the haikus in an overly dramatic/morose tone of voice really slowly and with exaggerated emphasis. It makes them funnier.

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I started becoming more "ironic" with the later haikus. 13 is a personal favorite.

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In the next set: Bad (Not) Goth Haikus!

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I thoroughly enjoyed this series in a depressingingly funny sort of way!