How about a contest of poor taste limericks?
What say ye? I say yay!

I have a suspicion I may have had some small hand in influencing this particular competition. If not, you may beat me later for suggesting it.
At any rate... here is a submission for your consideration:

/comics/Hatrix/373328/

I might enter if this had been posted in More Comic Competitions, but posting it here just annoys me.

I guess I have no excuse now.

I'm looking forward to entering one here when sober.

and also going to pick up my car.

We will keep your seat warm.
Keep your nose between the ditches and smokey out of your britches. God! Did really just write that? I am getting totally retarded. Must be the moonshine.