OPC 24's winner will use a phrase that isn't funny but that loser-people think is funny, like "Workin' hard or hardly workin'?" Or something like that. Anything that annoys you that probably annoys the rest of us, too.
Cre8tive is the default winner of all my competitions. This was settled long ago and is not up for negotiation.
He wins with 4-panel comics and comics he never even cre8tes in the first place.
Judging tomorrow, because to me Thanksgiving is just another day. I so want to be seen not caring about holidays that if I had a time machine I'd go back and say "Judging on Thursday; enjoy your turkey."
That being said, the winner is the "Hot mic" one because it is near and dear to my heart as a harmonica player and I like when Will Ferrell says it on Saturday Night Live