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User #18220
November 22, 2006 12:35 PM

...a few ladies at each of my jobs (current and old.) Val Kilmer, John Leguizamo, Christina Ricci, Mandingo's girlfriend, Bolo's wife, Choad's wife, my lesbian friend's girlfriend, my lesbian friend's EX girlfriend, Maureen Stapleton, Ray Liotta in Narc, Princess Leia in the slave outfit, Christine Taylor when she was in Hey Dude!, Clemmy on Reno 911!, a few of my friend's girlfriends, my buddy Eric's EX-girlfriend (well, a lot of them, actually...he's a man of superb taste), Tiff, Shauna (Eric's sister), Shauna (who's joining the Suicide Girls), Sam my favorite bartender, Jen my OTHER favorite bartender, Megan R, Megan D, Devon and her boyfriend Brian, Dom's ex-hook up (I forget her name, that girl from Jersey, she had the lisp), my current hook ups: Crystal, Krystle, Kristian, Julie and Rachel, Sandi, Kris's mom, John's ex-girlfriend Heather, Murph's current girlfriend Dori, Michele from high school, Michele from Norristown, Becky, Gina, Caitlin, Laura, Anna, Santos, Petey, Marilyn Manson-Look-A-Like Chick, Small Paul's girl Stacy, that older lady I met at the bar, the OTHER old woman I met at the bar, the one with the lazy eye who works at Wawa, my old boss Kelly, my buddy's wife Mandee, Alexis, Brenna who I hooked up with in Philly, Emmalee from MySpace, Erin who is Laura's cousin, Katie the artist, Katie from my old pet store job, Lauren R who dates McCloy, Vanessa from LiveJournal, that MILFy broad I sometimes see at the bus stop down the street, that old bag at the liquor store who refuses to serve my underage friend (just to mistreat her), Betty from the Flinstones, Scarlet Johansson in the Island, Emily Watson (in whatever movie she did with Edward Norton), Edward Norton, Fairuza Balk, Marlon Brando in "The Wild Ones", Troi, Crusher, Vash, Yar, the Klingon sisters with their Klingon kleavage, Mary Ann on Giligan's Island, Paul Stanley from the 1977 Love Gun era, Pam Oliver, the lead singer from the Killers, D'Arcy Wretzky, Meliisa auf der Maur, Scott Weiland, my brother's ex Leslie 'cause she's so crazy, Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled, and last but CERTAINLY NOT least, all of the cheerleaders in that NFL Network commercial about NFL Replay.

Thanks to matclarke for the inspiration!

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crackpanther
November 22, 2006 1:09 PM

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my current hook ups: Crystal, Krystle, Kristian, Julie and Rachel, Sandi, Kris's mom, John's ex-girlfriend Heather, Murph's current girlfriend Dori, Michele from high school, Michele from Norristown, Becky, Gina, Caitlin, Laura, Anna, Santos, Petey, Marilyn Manson-Look-A-Like Chick, Small Paul's girl Stacy, that older lady I met at the bar, the OTHER old woman I met at the bar, the one with the lazy eye who works at Wawa, my old boss Kelly, my buddy's wife Mandee, Alexis, Brenna who I hooked up with in Philly, Emmalee from MySpace, Erin who is Laura's cousin, Katie the artist, Katie from my old pet store job, Lauren R who dates McCloy, Vanessa from LiveJournal, that MILFy broad I sometimes see at the bus stop down the street, that old bag at the liquor store who refuses to serve my underage friend (just to mistreat her), Betty from the Flinstones, Scarlet Johansson in the Island, Emily Watson (in whatever movie she did with Edward Norton), Edward Norton, Fairuza Balk, Marlon Brando in "The Wild Ones", Troi, Crusher, Vash, Yar, the Klingon sisters with their Klingon kleavage, Mary Ann on Giligan's Island, Paul Stanley from the 1977 Love Gun era, Pam Oliver, the lead singer from the Killers, D'Arcy Wretzky, Meliisa auf der Maur, Scott Weiland, my brother's ex Leslie 'cause she's so crazy, Elizabeth Hurley in Bedazzled, and last but CERTAINLY NOT least, all of the cheerleaders in that NFL Network commercial about NFL Replay.

It totally looks like everyone listed after 'my current hookups' are your current hookups, which would make you my hero.

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UnknownEric
November 22, 2006 1:22 PM

Well, as long as we're naming names, I'd like to bang the following: Shayna, Rebecca, Andrea, Abby, Liz, and Kerra.

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not_Scyess
November 22, 2006 1:35 PM

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Externalization
November 22, 2006 3:17 PM

I dont want to work, I want to bang on the drum all day.
I dont want to play, I just want to bang on the drum all day.

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BigFrank105
November 22, 2006 4:59 PM

I didn't see BigFrank105 on that list. Zimri, are you gay or something?

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User #57378
November 22, 2006 5:52 PM

I'd be happy to just get a boner so I could jack off.

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biped
November 22, 2006 7:06 PM

I want to bang the actress who played Daisy Mae Scraggs in the 1940 production of LI'L ABNER.

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umfumdisi
November 22, 2006 8:06 PM

Don Johnson killed the bang. Dead Bang.

Still, I'd like to bang the entire cast (including extras) of Sweet Home Alabama.

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areallystupidguy
November 23, 2006 11:54 AM

Sailor Moon, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Mars, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Venus, Sailor Pluto, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Sailor Saturn

More to come

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BigFrank105
November 23, 2006 12:07 PM

quote:
Sailor Uranus

I hear she likes it in t3h butt

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mandingo
November 24, 2006 1:28 AM

quote:
Mandingo's girlfriend
again????

quote:
I didn't see BigFrank105 on that list. Zimri, are you gay or something?
Zimri's tri. fucks men, women, and animals

not you though, Frank

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up4abeer
November 24, 2006 8:41 PM

quote:

biped wrote:
I want to bang the actress who played Daisy Mae Scraggs in the 1940 production of LI'L ABNER.


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biped
November 25, 2006 8:49 PM

Here's a better one--

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mandingo
November 26, 2006 12:01 AM

quote:

up4abeer wrote:
I want to bang the actress who played Daisy Mae Scraggs in the 1940 production of LI'L ABNER.
grab a shovel

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biped
November 26, 2006 12:07 AM

I'd rather grab my penis.  You know--as a prelude to masturbation.

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areallystupidguy
November 26, 2006 1:17 AM

I keep waiting for somebody on wikipedia to create a "List of female fighting game characters" so I can just link to that instead of writing everyone down.

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areallystupidguy
November 26, 2006 8:30 PM

Who wouldn't: 

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LuckyGuess
November 26, 2006 8:51 PM

You've opened the androgynous busty anime chick floodgates.

 

That Mai picture is from the actual KOF. Ha, ha.

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areallystupidguy
November 27, 2006 8:54 PM

I give your proposed lesbian ménage à trois a 10 out of 10.

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biped
November 27, 2006 9:40 PM

They don't look "androgynous" to me!  At least, not in the usual David Bowie/Ellen Degeneres sense.

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LuckyGuess
November 27, 2006 10:23 PM

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biped wrote:
They don't look "androgynous" to me! At least, not in the usual David Bowie/Ellen Degeneres sense.

Ever since I googled Hsien-Ko and got a picture of her with a penis I've just come to assume androgyny in all anime women. They could be anything. You never know.

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areallystupidguy
November 28, 2006 8:42 PM

Everyone has had reasonable doubt when it comes to their gender, ever since Bridget.

Guy.

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LuckyGuess
November 28, 2006 9:41 PM

quote:

areallystupidguy wrote:

Everyone has had reasonable doubt when it comes to their gender, ever since Bridget.

Guy.


 

Faust had better kill moves.

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User #18220
November 28, 2006 10:06 PM

I always liked Nina from Tekken, and OOO, Dora the Explorer (it's a cartoon, it's not sick...it's cartoonapedophilia)

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