mom?

mom?

Oh, you're one of THOSE kids.

i wanted to be sure

dad?

"...and the elasticed waistband and drawstring is for your easier access, big boy!"

Make sure you cum right in the middle of my tits, that way when it drips down my stretch marks we can bet on which one will get to my DICK first!!!!

She looked just fine when you were watching her through the bottom of a bottle of Old Crow.

I see she forgot to wipe off her chest after some dude took a shit on it.

"I see ugly people.  They don't know that they're ugly..." - quote from The Seventh Sense

"see, Julia! this is why we haven't been inviting you to our book club! half a red bull and you're ready to blow library staff!"

Oh lordy, red WAS my favourite colour...