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ZasterDecember 2, 2006 9:39 PM
He was a cold-hearted killer, so they put him on ice.
User #57041December 3, 2006 7:59 PM
His crime? Trying to grab a quickie (or eight) with Donder, Cupid, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Comet, Blitzen, Vixen AND Rudolph before he melted away.
UnknownEricDecember 4, 2006 11:01 AM
Frosty the Rapeman was never as popular as his cousin.
bipedDecember 4, 2006 1:32 PM
That winter, Joey's parents finally began to suspect that something was troubling him.
Cre8tive13December 4, 2006 2:18 PM
No, No, No...I told you to hang the decorations!!
not_ScyessDecember 4, 2006 3:47 PM
He escaped after dark with the help of an accomplice with a hair dryer.
mandingoDecember 5, 2006 6:13 AM
Saw 4 really sucked.
boloboffinDecember 5, 2006 6:55 AM
Mel Gibson's remake of Frosty the Snowman.
"HAAAAAAPPPY BIIIIIIIIIITHDAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!"
The_young_scotDecember 5, 2006 12:57 PM
Frosty was finally brought to justice for hitting children with his snowballs
NastyPopeDecember 9, 2006 9:24 AM
FUCS: For Unlawful Carnal Snowballs
El_PhenDecember 9, 2006 11:40 AM
Abraham Lincoln joins the growing trend of Snowman BDSM fetishists.
RandomComicLayoutGuyDecember 11, 2006 3:01 PM
...and the worst part is that Jack Frost drilled him in the ass and he couldn't do anything to stop him!
NamgubedDecember 20, 2006 10:23 PM
Frosty the Snowman
was alive as he could be
and the children say he could laugh and play
like ol' defrocked Father McGee!
