I'm coming up on four years doing the dance that I uniquely call "stripping", and I just realized that barely any of you guys know what I look like. By the time this post is complete, you will know. I am eager to see just how negatively this revelation influences you all.

you make me feel all squishy inside

My reaction was extremely negative, but in a strangely positive way.

Good, long hair. You win at hair.

You would look alot better if you were female. There's a surgery for that these days.

You have 70s rock star hair like I used to back in the mid-90s.  Bravo.

 Now, sadly, I look like this:

If it weren't for your man-jaw I would have totally mistaken that picture for an almost-hot girl, stupidguy.

It looks like you have tits.

How do you survive life in Montana?

I feel sorry for that poor child being forced to wear Buffalo Bills clothing.

*shudder*

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Drexle wrote:
How do you survive life in Montana?

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It helps to know where the rednecks go on their hippie hunts. This is usually somewhere on their ranch, as they are unaware of a world existing outside it.

Thanks everyone for your comments, both positive and negative. 10% of them will go to starving children in Ghana.

I give a +5 for the snow!

*cries* I want snow!!

arsg, your hair is nicer than mine and it makes me pout.

Well now I feel obliged to share.

Believe it or not, the friendliest picture I could find.

I'm all about raising another kind of finger.

Fuck the champagne of beers.

I guess I'll post one of me if everyone else is doing it too. It's not my best photo because of the glare off my fighter behind me there in the background, plus my girlfriend is obviously having a shitty hair day.

Anyhoo, it was taken at Top Gun, which is a naval fighter pilot program. Not much is known about the school outside of the usual circle of military tacticians and pilots, so feel free to PM me for more info on it if you're curious.

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matclarke wrote:
Fuck the champagne of beers.

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You're just jealous

That picture of you looks like it's at least 20 years old, crackpanther. Show us a *recent* picture.

most recent shot of me:

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Drexle wrote:
That picture of you looks like it's at least 20 years old, crackpanther. Show us a *recent* picture.

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While I admittedly don't like your sceptical tone, I suppose I should provide one more photo in the hopes that the proof it offers will keep your bad aura from converting the others here into Negative Nancies as well.

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crabby wrote:

I feel sorry for that poor child being forced to wear Buffalo Bills clothing.

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Oh hush, you.

This is the closest I could get to me on that site where you turn yourself into a South Park character.

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I feel sorry for that poor child being forced to wear Buffalo Bills clothing.

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Oh hush, you.

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Awww... The next J.P. Losman! :-D

ARSG, you don't have hands! How do you make comics without hands??

Once upon a time, I looked like this.

And this is me today.

The lesson? Mother nature cuts everyone's hair very slowly. And makes our eyes go bad. And kills your braincells by doing whippits.

I have great friends, and I'm on the left.  By the way, areallystupidguy, you're hot like that dancer from Alexander.  The lovely androgynous one.

Osco brand Triple Sec is the shit

My crew stay mad gully, yo.

Taken at the source of all the magic not ten minutes ago.

You look very friendly.

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A Brewery?

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Noooo. The coffee shop that's the inspiration of my People Who Haven't Had Their Coffee award winning series. Comedy gold in them there thermoses.

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I never knew you were Shank's alias.

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I never knew you were Shank's alias.

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We're 2 wild and crazy guys.

I got keys comin from overseas.

 Yeah, I remember the first time I drank a whole six pack.

I don't have a pic of me, but I wish I was this guy:

 Ooh Yeh! I'm alright!

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HAHAHAHAHA CFED!

Is that a real beard?

'Cause it looks like you've sucked off a muddy exhaust.

That was me dressed as Kevin Federline for Halloween and I couldn't grow a full KFed beard fast enough so I painted one on.

well shit. Calling you C Fed isn't funny if you dressed as him on purpose.

It's still funny to me.

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That was me dressed as Kevin Federline for Halloween and I couldn't grow a full KFed beard fast enough so I painted one on.

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Whatever you have to think about pictures of me to get yourself through the day is fine.

Happy at work:

Happy with my niece: