The future of masturbation is here, now!

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/top.html

http://www.tenga.co.jp/e/concept.html

I wasn't aware that masturbation had a future beyond yanking your weiner around.

To me, the future of masturbation is still the virtual-reality orgasm on a continuous loop like that guy in BRAINSTORM.

Disposable onanism devices, coming to a Japanese vending machine near you. Ha-ha!

Makes me wish I had a penis and a lot of money.

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ladyjdotnet wrote:
Makes me wish I had a penis and a lot of money.

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"My ears are burning!"

Did you ever tell them how it felt? DID YOU?!

This is a bit from their "Deep Throat" toy

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TENGA wrote:
These advanced features combine with an arousing “slurping” sound and vibration to give you the feeling that you’re enjoying a real deep throat experience.

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Seriously....

Bah, this isn't new...just newer packaging. Obviously you men have never had to sit through a freaking "passion party" so a friend could hock you all their crap they have to sell.

I took a random poll of my neighborhood wanking contigent, and they all complained that it was missing a crucial aspect of the real experience....ears.

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Where and how can I buy TENGA from overseas?

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We are currently selling TENGA products only in Japan. Unfortunately, you are unable to purchase TENGA outside Japan at this moment. We are now planning to export our products to all over the world. At the first stage, we will export TENGA (same-size as Japan) to Asia within 2006, and then after we develop large size products, we will start to export TENGA to the rest of the world around spring 2007.

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We finally got Asians to admit they have small cocks

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JaeltheReturn wrote:
I took a random poll of my neighborhood wanking contigent...

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Hey, I think BigFrank's found a new avatar. Hahahaha!

Which one am I supposed to be?

well its obvious that im the guy standing up