You all don't suck hard enough.  

You don't suck, but you aren't great, either. Work on that. One or the other, man! One or the other!

Hm; suckiness or greatness... I think I'll just stick with half-assed.  Thank you for reading, etc.

you can suck alot more if you tried hard enough

Do let me know if you come up with any pointers.  Thanks.

suck it, suck it good!

For some reason, I found the "How 'bout a Shit Sandwich?" punchline unexpectedly delightful.

I don't think you had enough errors for me to like it.

I don't know why I find the term "baked vagina" funny, but I do.

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ojcme wrote:

I don't know why I find the term "baked vagina" funny, but I do.

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I prefer it fried or broiled.