Jeez, kid. All I did was send your daddy off to Iraq to die. Whaddaya want from me?

What's the matter, lil' feller? Are ya hungry? Thirsty? How 'bout some democracy, want some of that? HEY CAN WE GET THIS KID SOME DEMOCRACY OVER HERE!!

At the exact same time the President grasps the baby, wild dingoes race onto the scene and chomp off his balls.

"Listen! When I shake him real hard, he makes a noise."

one of these individuals needs his diaper changed.

the other one is just crying.

pedophile

Hey, he smells like Dick Cheyne, even wears a diaper like Dick....

What's that you say, kiddo - someone took your stem cells?