Poptarts now in a new flavor

kellogs was known to have experimented with radical new flavors in the ninties, but the so called 'kitten flavor' met with customer complaints that they smelled up the kitchen and their children cried when the pop tarts stopped screaming.

Somehow the label stating "We do not test our products on animals" lost it's luster

Poptards, now in Frosted Pussy.

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NastyPope wrote:
Poptards, now in Frosted Pussy.

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O.K. that was a typo but I just had to follow up to that.

Meanwhile, back in Battle Creek: "I meant, put a COUPON in there for a free kitty!!!!!"

From Harper's "New Marriage Proposal Rituals for the Modern Redneck"