Bitch, you really need to shave that moustache of yours. It's starting to tickle my whiskers....

Apparently, Sophia misunderstood her lover's request to kiss her pussy.

And from then on sophia was never the same

After all efforts were exhausted, and a final denial of release by the governor, Simba kissed Esmerelda goodbye, as she was taken away in the cage and subsequently shot.

The R&D department tests out the new life-size lion-shaped sippy cups.

"Let me taste your lips one last time my love." Dorothy said to the cowardly Lion as she left the prison.

later she mailed a dear john letter explaining that she was leaving him for the TinMan as he was both free and interchangable.

to this day all the other lions still bust simba's balls over that night he got fucked up and went hoggin.

True love is blind, bon appetit Monsieur Lion!

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AngryAmerican wrote:
to this day all the other lions still bust simba's balls over that night he got fucked up and went hoggin.

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LOL!!

"Simba's been cheating on me again 'cause his tongue tastes like pussy!" thought Esmerelda...

I am a lion and i love the hot ass mexonican cxleaining lady pussy. Ps. I am alion and it is riduiolcuous that i would be kissing a woman. Laugh at me know, and then give me a blowjob you homos. hehehehhehe

--all's fine and good till you realize SHE WAS HIS 6TH GRADE TEACHER

--after the loophole was discovered in the conjugal visit rules at the women's prison, the guard's scrapped movie night for two way glass