Forum archives » Comic Competitions » CC 345: Date Rape

BigFrank105
January 16, 2007 6:36 PM

So last night I went on a date with a beautiful girl. We danced, went to dinner, and a movie. At the end of the night, I took her back to my place to find out this was not a beautiful woman, but Adolf Hitler. Worst date of my life, needless to say, but I'm sure y'all have had worse than this. So I figured, "Hey, why not have the good people of stripcreator help me feel better about myself by showing shitty dates in comic form!?" I have invited the extremely shitty emocore band Alexisonfire to explain the rules. Take it away guys!

1. Your comic should be about a bad date, either real or totally made up. Just make it funny. Doesn't make a shit of difference to us, but the more it makes you want to cut yourself, the better.

2. Kay, so like no past entries. Jesus, you should know this by now.

3. Bonus points if you can work "Porkchop Sandwiches" somewhere into your comic or series.

So get crackin on those comics, people. Judging will be sometime next week.

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LuckyGuess
January 16, 2007 7:14 PM

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HCRoyall
January 16, 2007 7:17 PM

Breakin' da rulez...

 

/comics/HCRoyall/309476/

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dcomposed
January 16, 2007 7:35 PM

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dcomposed
January 16, 2007 7:35 PM

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dcomposed
January 16, 2007 7:39 PM

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RedfeatheR
January 17, 2007 12:06 AM

I don't have to win... If you simply get it I'll be happy

/comics/RedfeatheR/380454/

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boloboffin
January 17, 2007 12:46 AM

/comics/boloboffin/380452/

/comics/boloboffin/380453/

/comics/boloboffin/380455/

/comics/boloboffin/380456/

/comics/boloboffin/380457/

Of course, it's a real story. Who could make that shit up?

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
January 17, 2007 9:44 AM

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wizardsfan
January 17, 2007 10:41 AM

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UnknownEric
January 17, 2007 11:10 AM

380493

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
January 17, 2007 11:38 AM

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edoggydog
January 17, 2007 11:44 AM

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possums
January 17, 2007 2:05 PM

/comics/possums/380509/

Pardon me if this sucks. It's been a while.

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cpausti
January 17, 2007 3:49 PM

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umfumdisi
January 17, 2007 9:04 PM

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mandingo
January 17, 2007 11:35 PM

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HCRoyall
January 18, 2007 4:30 AM

quote:

mandingo wrote:
/comics/mandingo/380569/

That was my girlfriend before my fiancee.  Get your story straight.

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edoggydog
January 18, 2007 2:25 PM

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User #34714
January 19, 2007 10:13 AM

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CP
January 21, 2007 5:02 AM

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lukket
January 21, 2007 7:05 AM

/comics/lukket/380865/

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Humpenstein
January 21, 2007 1:25 PM

quote:

mandingo wrote:
/comics/mandingo/380569/

*Bows to Mandingo*

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RandomComicLayoutGuy
January 22, 2007 9:42 AM

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arbi
January 22, 2007 5:03 PM

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Humpenstein
January 22, 2007 5:13 PM

/comics/Humpenstein/380982/

 

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BigFrank105
January 23, 2007 4:53 PM

I'm gonna judge this thing tomorrow night. Get in those last minute entries! Blort!

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TheGovernor
January 24, 2007 1:10 PM

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BigFrank105
January 24, 2007 2:01 PM

Alright! That's it! This date is OVER!!!

Lot of damn good entries on this one guys, I nailed (tee hee) it down to my four favorites, because you all know how much I love fourways. My four favorites were:

"Everyone Knows it's Herbie" by cpausti

"cc345: how HCRoyall met his fiancee" by mandingo

"New Comic" by Humpenstein

and the last minute entry "Horse Tranquiliser" by The_Governor

I'll give honorable mentions to UnknownEric and dcomposed as well. Oh, and as always, RandomComicLayoutGuy/edoggydog gets an "E" for effort. And possums gets a shoutout for his glorious return.

Eventually, the lovefest of bukkake and weird insertions had to end, and I had to choose one to be my lover for the next 37 minutes (I'm cheap like that). After much deliberation, I decided on:

/comics/Humpenstein/380982/

I swear, I burst out laughing after reading the middle panel. Bravo to you, Humpenstein, you magnificent bastard. Take it away!

 

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biped
January 24, 2007 2:22 PM

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BigFrank105
January 24, 2007 2:57 PM

biped gets points for being sexy

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