I'll kick your ass for free on my day off...

Ill fuckin sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and FEEDING YOU!

i'll feed you taco bell and solder your mouth to your asshole then sit back and watch the circle of life

I'll shove a flagpole up your ass and salute the shit out of you.

BOORITE YOU CUNT!

You don't scare me, Mat. I know Tae Bo bitch. I've personally trained with the master of Tae Bo, Billy Blanks. Not actually with Billy Blanks himself, but I've watched every one of his tapes. I haven't literally watched every one of his tapes, but I've seen the infomercials many times while channel-surfing for early morning soft-core porn. And I'm pretty sure I could do that stuff. Some of it, anyway. You'll find out. Bitch.

"i'll feed you taco bell and solder your mouth to your asshole then sit back and watch the circle of life "

That was the best reply I have ever seen.  I'm having it chisled on my headstone.

Ill feed you DEL TACO,man that shit is horrible

It's like sebra only without the innocent charm.

as a rule i don't like hitting people, but tonight i enjoyed it immensely.

have fun with that jaw, prick.

I will give you SUCH a makeover that wealthy Asian businessmen will fly at you cock-first to make love to your face!

mikey g?!

no freakin way

The G stands for "God I hate him".

wHY YES, YES HE IS.

quote:

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wHY YES, YES HE IS.

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I wrote a song about it too

with a night in jail
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1

VERSE 1
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well, quite....
you cunt
and the lab says it's liquefied cock-rot
LOOK AT THE STATE OF YOUR HAIR!!

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

VERSE 2
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wah wah wah
but hold the trouser mayo
HE DIED ON HIS ASS
and he'll put up no fight at all

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

BRIDGE:
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The ice cream van's coming
please fuck a rat in your cunt
A CUNT'S BEST FRIEND

VERSE 3
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lodged fast up your barrow-clough
Virtual reality
I'm just a little egg bound I think
Dad what are you doing in here

CHORUS:
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with a night in jail
I'll take a baby rape sandwich

http://www.officeweasel.com/songthing.php

I HATE YOU
Words by Cliche Songwriter 1.1

VERSE 1
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WELL FUCKING TOUGH LUCK
Ah yes
like so-called Mexican jumping beans
YEAH RAPE IT, RAPE IT!
Hey there Katie

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 2
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a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

VERSE 3
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DID YOU LIKE IT FATHER RAPESEED?
through these woods
this morning
Some cunt's just nailed me upon high.
can I or can I not 

CHORUS:
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I wonder
I HATE YOU
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE

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a fucking 'orrible cunt
turn me into a walking dog lipstick
something you've made a career out of
I mean
that book on freaks tucked under one arm

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I say cunt.

I have only one thing to say to Mat Clarke:

till that picture i'd totally forgotten about that Hitler Metroid level

I like the scene when Hitler and Samus get it on!

I think he's a nice guy. If I could, I'd hug him at least twice a day. At least.