i hate when it's my turn to babysit

THAT BABY IS DEAD NOW YOU SICK FUCKS!

After a narrow rescue the FAA & NFL outlawed Blimp Crews from bringing their baby's with them to work.

If the soft spot breaks the plane of the goal line, it's a touchdown.

i hate babies.

in an attempt to bring in the pedophile demographic, the Cowboys announced that for an entire quarter every game, normal play would stop and members of both teams would immediately begin playing with baby balls

Tonight on the Lifetime channel - Give Me Back My Baby: The Story of One Washington Redskin's Kidnapping Ordeal.

That counts six... Six months, that is!  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [*BURP*]

  That their toddler needed a skin graft wasn't so bad... but if only they hadn't used pig skin!

I still say they should have kicked the field goal.