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matclarke
January 26, 2007 1:56 PM

If your friend gives you a Xanax to split with your other friend and your friend takes one quarter and you take the remainder thinking its only half, don't go to work the next day. Not only will you be late but your speech and motor functions will be impaired leading people to think you're drunk. You will also take your one hour lunch at noon to take a nap and wake up at 2:30. Or so someone other than myself tells me.

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boorite
January 26, 2007 2:14 PM

Bet you drank on it too!

 LAWLS

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matclarke
January 26, 2007 2:27 PM

wheres that internet dictionary when I need it?

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xxausrottenxx
January 26, 2007 3:02 PM

when i was little i ate a xanny bar and drank some beers and got FUCKED up, i tried it again a couple months ago and i blacked out :\

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AngryAmerican
January 26, 2007 3:35 PM

xanax were made to be consumed with booze.

doesn't it say something about that on the bottle?

 demerol is damn fun too, just don't take more than the triple recommended dosage. bad things happen....

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boorite
January 26, 2007 7:07 PM

Drugs are bad.

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LuckyGuess
January 26, 2007 7:30 PM

quote:

matclarke wrote:

If your friend gives you a Xanax to split with your other friend and your friend takes one quarter and you take the remainder thinking its only half, don't go to work the next day. Not only will you be late but your speech and motor functions will be impaired leading people to think you're drunk. You will also take your one hour lunch at noon to take a nap and wake up at 2:30. Or so someone other than myself tells me.


That pill says anal. AnalX. That makes me laugh in a very kindergartian way.

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The_young_scot
January 26, 2007 8:34 PM

I've never even heard of that.

 

sounds fun though

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BigFrank105
January 27, 2007 4:29 AM

quote:

matclarke wrote:

If your friend gives you a Xanax to split with your other friend and your friend takes one quarter and you take the remainder thinking its only half, don't go to work the next day. Not only will you be late but your speech and motor functions will be impaired leading people to think you're drunk. You will also take your one hour lunch at noon to take a nap and wake up at 2:30. Or so someone other than myself tells me.


Is this the definition of the "purple drank" I keep hearing rapped about in today's kooky rap songs?

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crackpanther
January 27, 2007 12:56 PM

When we were younger (before it was popular to rape people with Rehypnol [sp?]) we used to crush them up and smoke them out of pipes.

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User #57378
January 27, 2007 7:09 PM

Well that explains the whole Army thing.

 

Whatever happened to 'Ludes and Lager?  Too good for this generation?

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