I've been staying with my friend Mike for a few weeks since the timely breakup with Denise. Upon the the completion of the second week of my sleeping on his couch, he suggested to me that I rotate the direction I sleep on his couch...seems that my large frame has been compacting the foam material in an irregular manner. So for the time being I will be sleeping 180 degrees to my previous position. Hopefully with time, a good level compaction of the couch will occur.

  With time, you could get your ass off the couch and move into your own place.  And by "With time" I mean "tomorrow".

--Mike

Yes, yes I "could".

I thought this thread was named "Coach" and I came prepared to discuss the acting nuances of Craig T. Nelson.

That's funny, because I was about to start a thread asking how to get Craig T. Nelson off my goddamn couch, but now fate has delivered this one.

If only it hadn't also delivered Craig T. Nelson to my goddamn couch.

I like the second pic, only because that guy looks like he's scratching his ass and trying to air out his balls.

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UnknownEric wrote:
I thought this thread was named "Coach" and I came prepared to discuss the acting nuances of Craig T. Nelson.

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matclarke wrote:
I've been staying with my friend Mike for a few weeks since the timely breakup with Denise. Upon the the completion of the second week of my sleeping on his couch, he suggested to me that I rotate the direction I sleep on his couch...seems that my large frame has been compacting the foam material in an irregular manner. So for the time being I will be sleeping 180 degrees to my previous position. Hopefully with time, a good level compaction of the couch will occur.

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unfortunately most couches aren't really designed for us large mammals. i discovered this during my infamous 'mobile homeless couch tour' of '03.

when i grow up i'm going to get a couch 8 feet long and live on it.

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matclarke wrote:
I've been staying with my friend Mike for a few weeks since the timely breakup with Denise. Upon the the completion of the second week of my sleeping on his couch, he suggested to me that I rotate the direction I sleep on his couch...seems that my large frame has been compacting the foam material in an irregular manner. So for the time being I will be sleeping 180 degrees to my previous position. Hopefully with time, a good level compaction of the couch will occur.

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unfortunately most couches aren't really designed for us large mammals. i discovered this during my infamous 'mobile homeless couch tour' of '03.

when i grow up i'm going to get a couch 8 feet long and live on it.

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At least you're a big tall guy. Try being a big short guy; it usually goes like this:

Me - Do you have any jeans in a 38 waist and a 28 length?

Employee - hahaha

Me - Seriously

Employee- You don't need a 28 length. You need a 32.

Me - No, I would need a 32 if they actually measured 32 inches, but those actually measure somewhere in the neighborhood of 56 to 79 inches because all of a sudden it's attractive again to be built like Screech.

Employee - Who?

Me- How old are you?

Employee-16

Me - Wanna have sex?

Employee - ...

Are we talking about the same Couch?

One night I fell asleep on a couch while watching TV, and had such a comfortable, refreshing sleep that the next night I got a blanket and bed pillow and slept on it again.  That was over twenty years ago, and I've slept on that same couch ever since.  Over time, it has reshaped itself to conform perfectly to the contours of my body.

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 One night I fell asleep on a couch while watching TV, and had such a comfortable, refreshing sleep that the next night I got a blanket and bed pillow and slept on it again.  That was over twenty years ago, and I've slept on that same couch ever since.  Over time, it has reshaped itself to conform perfectly to the contours of my body.

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And it's full of your own loyal mites.

While I was looking for pictures of mites, I also found this:

You are really in trouble if those infest your sofa.

The UK leg of my "Couch Tour '04" included 5 couches in around 14-15 days in and around the London area. I REALLY know how to wear out a welcome quickly. Luckily I don't live in London any more and have both a couch AND a bed which aren't the same item! I just have to work out how to get one of those 'House' thingies to put them in.