its been a fun first year around here.

 i might just use this as a flimsy excuse to drink myself silly tonight.

yes. yes i will.

Or a silly excuse to drink yourself flimsy.

I think you should wear a dress and a curly blonde wig and glower at other bar patrons while drinking straight out of a bottle of Wild Turkey. You know, just to see if anyone says anything.

okay.  i look damn hot in a blonde wig.

Did anyone say anything?

Congrats!

no.

dammit.